FAIL

Fail: Horror misses bad enough to make you gasp, own goals bad enough to make you WTF? out loud, crunching tackles high and ugly enough to make you wince and dives woeful enough to make you want to punch something.

• Eredivisie: PSV Knocked Out Of Title Race After ‘Keeper Jeroen Voet Concedes Farcical Own-Goal (Video) February 27th, 2017 FAIL
• ‘Prepare To Watch Your Mouths’ – Atlanta United Ultras Terrorise Opposing Fans With Fearsome, Blood-Curdling Chant (Video) February 26th, 2017 FAIL
• FAIL: Club America Midfielder Javier Guemez Attempts To Pull Off ‘Blanco Bounce’, Promptly Concedes Throw-In (Video) February 17th, 2017 FAIL
• FAIL: Newcastle Goalkeeper Karl Darlow Drops Almighty Clanger In 2-2 Draw With Norwich (Video) February 14th, 2017 Championship
• Robin Van Persie Banned For ‘Insulting’ Besiktas By Celebrating Goal Directly In Front Of Opposing Defender (Video) February 13th, 2017 FAIL
• A-League: Tim Cahill Shown Red Card Before Setting Foot On Pitch During Melbourne Derby (Video) February 4th, 2017 FAIL
• Shambles In La Liga: Barcelona Robbed Of Clear Goal And Real Betis File Utterly Bizarre Match Report (Photos & Video) January 29th, 2017 Barcelona
• Spot Of Bother: Hull Striker Abel Hernandez Misses Two Penalties In 28 Seconds Against Fulham (Video) January 29th, 2017 FA Cup
• Ligue 1: Lyon Midfielder Mathieu Valbuena Somehow Misses Open Goal From All Of Six Yards (Video) January 28th, 2017 FAIL
• FA Cup: Derby’s Darren Bent Scores Contender For Worst Own-Goal In History Against Leicester (Video) January 27th, 2017 FA Cup
• FAIL: Hapless Turkish Defender Scores Own Goal After Giving Goalkeeper Over-Enthusiastic Hug (Video) January 26th, 2017 FAIL
• La Liga: Sprinklers Go Off During Las Palmas v Deportivo Clash (Video) January 21st, 2017 FAIL
• Presenting: ‘Dangerous Game’, Potentially The New Worst Football Movie Ever Made (Official Trailer) January 20th, 2017 FAIL
• Idiot Wind: Paul Merson Rants About Lack Of British Managers In Premier League, Touts Thierry Henry (Not British) For Hull City Job January 9th, 2017 FAIL
• ‘I Honestly Do Not Understand The Decision’ – Porto Midfielder Danilo Sent Off After Being ‘Fouled’ By Referee (Video) January 4th, 2017 FAIL
• FAIL: Notts County’s Mounting Woes Eloquently Summed Up In Space Of 15 Farcical Seconds (Video) January 3rd, 2017 FAIL
• Rotherham Make Hilarious Cock-Up While Trying To Show Support For Anti-Hate Crime Campaign (Photo) December 30th, 2016 Championship
• ‘Anybody Looking For A Kicker?’ – Harry Kane Appeals To NFL Teams After Skying Penalty In Tottenham’s Win Over Southampton (Video) December 29th, 2016 FAIL
• Samir Nasri Had An Eventful Tuesday Night Over On His Official Twitter Account December 28th, 2016 FAIL
• Rayo Vallecano: Paulo Gazzaniga Concedes Slapstick Own-Goal As Gentle Backpass Evades His Boot (Video) December 19th, 2016 FAIL
• FAIL: Florent Malouda Launches Horrific Penalty Into Outer Orbit As Delhi Dynamos Crash Out Of Indian Super League (Video) December 16th, 2016 FAIL
• Southend United: Nile Ranger Charged With Fraud And Money Laundering 13 Days After Signing New Contract December 14th, 2016 FAIL
• Greek Tragedy: Makedonikos Kozanis Striker Suffers Woeful Miss From Approximately 15 Centimetres Out (Video) December 6th, 2016 FAIL
• FAIL: After Several Minutes Of Planning, Polish Side Puszcza Niepolomice Execute Bloody Awful Free-Kick Routine (Video) November 30th, 2016 FAIL
• Running Man: Egyptian Striker Misses Penalty Then Jogs Off The Pitch In Embarrassment (Video) November 24th, 2016 FAIL