FAIL

Fail: Horror misses bad enough to make you gasp, own goals bad enough to make you WTF? out loud, crunching tackles high and ugly enough to make you wince and dives woeful enough to make you want to punch something.

• Non-League: Southport Cause Clash Confusion After Starting Season With Near-Identical Home And Away Kits (Photo) October 31st, 2016 FAIL
• Shit Football Ink: Optimistic Newcastle Fan Gets ‘EFL Cup Winners’ Tattoo With Wrong Year (Photo) October 28th, 2016 FAIL
• FAIL: Wisla Plock’s Giorgi Merebashvili Provides Contender For Miss Of The Season In Polish Top Flight (Video) October 22nd, 2016 FAIL
• Modern Football Is Rubbish: South African Players ‘Dab’ In The Middle Of A Match (Video) October 12th, 2016 FAIL
• Classic Commentary Clanger: Peter Drury Prematurely Roars THE NETHERLANDS Into 2014 World Cup Final (Video) October 11th, 2016 FAIL
• Cringeworthy: FA Introduce Embarrassing Wembley ‘Dab-Cam’ Before England-Malta Game (Photo) October 8th, 2016 England
• Sparta Prague Players To Train With Ladies’ Team After Making Sexist Remarks To Female Match Official October 5th, 2016 FAIL
• FAIL: Jeff Stelling And Paul Merson Want Harry Arter Called Up For England, Despite Playing Twice For Republic Of Ireland (Video) October 2nd, 2016 Bournemouth
• FA Forced To Bin Thousands Of Sam Allardyce Quote T-Shirts They Planned To Give Away At Wembley September 29th, 2016 England
• Liverpool: Mamadou Sakho Attempts To Muscle Back Into First Team Picture By Moaning About Being Dropped On Snapchat September 24th, 2016 FAIL
• FAIL: Uzbekistan U16 ‘Keeper Scores From Own Box After Highly Dodgy Theatrics From North Korean Goalie (Video) September 23rd, 2016 FAIL
• UEFA Undermine Grand Launch Of Euro 2020 Logo By Posting Image On Their Own Website Beforehand (Photo) September 21st, 2016 Euro 2020
• German Lower League Goalkeeper Arrested After Conceding 43 Goals In One Game September 20th, 2016 FAIL
• FAIL: Watford Striker Odion Ighalo Misses Absolute Sitter Of An Open Goal Against Man Utd (Video) September 18th, 2016 FAIL
• Tottenham: Danny Rose Makes His Way Into Metro’s Team Of The Week Without Even Playing September 12th, 2016 FAIL
• ‘My First Assist In 10 Years!’ – Lucas Leiva Laughs Off Dreadful Goal-Gifting Error Against Leicester City (Video) September 11th, 2016 FAIL
• Swedish Defender Sent Off For Celebrating Hat-Trick With Little Too Much Gusto (Video) September 1st, 2016 FAIL
• Official Champions League Twitter Account Accidentally Instructs All Group Stage Qualifiers To F**k Off (Photo) August 25th, 2016 Champions League
• FAIL: Blackburn’s Shane Duffy Scores Another Two Own-Goals Against Cardiff To Make It Three For Season Already (Video) August 17th, 2016 Blackburn Rovers
• EFL Cup: Jores Okore Scores Laughable Own-Goal As Aston Villa Beaten 3-1 By League Two Giants Luton (Video) August 11th, 2016 Aston Villa
• Ipswich vs Tranmere: Come All Ye Faithful And Marvel At This Mesmerisingly Crap Passage Of 90’s Football (Video) August 2nd, 2016 FAIL
• Easier To Score: Women’s U19 Euro Final Between France And Spain Features Mother Of All Misses (Video) July 31st, 2016 FAIL
• Uruguay: Luis Suarez Honoured With Odd Life-Size Statue In Hometown Of Salto (Photos) July 30th, 2016 Barcelona
• Man Utd: Jesse Lingard’s ‘Dab University’ Tutorial Is Easily The Most Cringeworthy Thing You’ll See Today (Video) July 28th, 2016 FAIL
• FAIL: Peruvian Side Alianza Atletico Make Total Hash Of The ‘Messi-Suarez’ Penalty (Video) July 27th, 2016 FAIL