FAIL

Fail: Horror misses bad enough to make you gasp, own goals bad enough to make you WTF? out loud, crunching tackles high and ugly enough to make you wince and dives woeful enough to make you want to punch something.

• Michael Owen Tweets About Sadly Departed Icon Johan Cruyff In Tactless Click-Bait Fail March 24th, 2016 FAIL
• Adam Johnson: Lawyer Reveals Disgraced Footballer Has Been Stripped Of His England Caps March 24th, 2016 England
• ‘The Source Quoted Died Two Years Ago’ – Porto Debunk Tabloid Story About Iker Casillas Being Bad-Mouthed By Their Club President In Spectacular Fashion March 17th, 2016 FAIL
• Hoddle Twaddle: BT Sport ‘Expert’ Claims He Watched Alvaro Morata Play For Italy Against England March 17th, 2016 Champions League
• Classy As F**k: MK Dons Midfielder Banned From Cheltenham Festival After Being Caught ‘Urinating In Pint Glass’ March 16th, 2016 Championship
• Wolfsburg Fine Max Kruse After Forward Accidentally Leaves €75,000 In Taxi After World Series Poker Tournament March 14th, 2016 Bundesliga
• Gooner Meltdown: Silly Arsenal Fans Fight Outside Emirates After FA Cup Loss To Watford (Video) March 13th, 2016 Arsenal
• FA Cup: Fan Cautioned By Police For ‘Singing Crystal Palace Songs In The Street’ After Victory Over Reading March 12th, 2016 Crystal Palace
• Penarol ‘Keeper Forced To Apologise After Mum Calls Into Radio Phone-In And Criticises His Teammate March 12th, 2016 FAIL
• Stretcher FAIL: Injured Player Carried Off By Teammate After Being Dropped By Bumbling Medics (Video) March 7th, 2016 FAIL
• FAIL: Porto ‘Keeper Iker Casillas Drops Massive Clanger After Sweeper-Keeper Cock-Up Against Braga (Video) March 6th, 2016 FAIL
• Bad Timing: Accrington Stanley Denied Goal Against Wimbledon After Ref Blows For Half-Time With Shot In Mid-Flight (Video) March 5th, 2016 FAIL
• FAIL: Chelsea Loanee Papy Djilobodji Scores Impressive Cool, Calm And Composed Own-Goal (Video) March 4th, 2016 Bundesliga
• FAIL: Malaga ‘Keeper Carlos Kameni Scores Spectacularly Daft Own-Goal Against Valencia (Video) March 2nd, 2016 FAIL
• ‘The Worst Thing I’ve Seen In Football’ – Dodgy Fair Play Fail Leaves Braintree Boss Dan Cowley Fuming (Video) February 29th, 2016 FAIL
• FAIL: Zimbabwean Duo Attempt The Messi-Suarez Tandem Penalty With Calamitous Results (Video) February 26th, 2016 FAIL
• FAIL: Classic Dreadful Goalkeeping Howler Opens The Scoring In AFC Asian Cup Tie (Video) February 24th, 2016 FAIL
• ‘Scandalous’ – Valencia Boss Gary Neville Livid After Youth Side Denied Perfectly Good Goal In Shoot-Out vs Chelsea (Video) February 23rd, 2016 Chelsea
• Aston Villa Manage To Lose Against Their Own U21 Side In Behind-Closed-Doors Friendly February 22nd, 2016 Aston Villa
• Trabzonspor Player Sent Off For Showing Red Card To Referee As Galatasaray Pinch Late Victory (Video) February 22nd, 2016 FAIL
• Shades Of Iwelumo: Roma ‘Striker’ Edin Dzeko Somehow Misses Gaping Open-Goal Sitter Against Palermo (Video) February 21st, 2016 FAIL
• Slick Operation: Cheltenham Town Execute Intricate Set-Piece Routine With Military Precision (Video) February 21st, 2016 FAIL
• Wolfsburg Fine Nicklas Bendtner For Breaking Club Rules With Instagram Photo Of His Mercedes Car February 20th, 2016 Bundesliga
• Andy Gray Translates David Luiz Interview In French Until Graeme Souness Points Out He’s Speaking Portuguese (Video) February 18th, 2016 Champions League
• Man City Fan Begs For Help After Realising Now Is A Really Bad Time To Have A Huge Tattoo Of Adam Johnson (Photo) February 16th, 2016 FAIL