FAIL

Fail: Horror misses bad enough to make you gasp, own goals bad enough to make you WTF? out loud, crunching tackles high and ugly enough to make you wince and dives woeful enough to make you want to punch something.

• Aston Villa: Joleon Lescott Claims Poorly-Timed ‘Fancy Sports Car’ Tweet Was The Work Of Devious Trouser Goblins February 15th, 2016 Aston Villa
• Meat Cleavers And Cocaine: Former Everton Striker Marcus Bent Provides Your WTF Headline Of The Day February 13th, 2016 Everton
• Oops: Trinidad & Tobago Women Concede Farcical Penalty After Defender Misjudges Ball Being Out Of Play (Video) February 12th, 2016 FAIL
• Appalling Dive From Valencia Youngster Robs Celtic In UEFA Youth League Clash (Video) February 10th, 2016 FAIL
• Malfunctioning Plastic Ball Causes Scottish Cup Quarter-Final Draw To Be Bungled Live On Television (Video) February 9th, 2016 FAIL
• Un Oeuf Is Un Oeuf: Marseille Fans Accidentally Pelt Eggs At Chinese Tourists After Mistaking Bus For PSG Team Coach February 8th, 2016 FAIL
• Top Of Le Flops: Lyon’s Jordan Ferri Pulls Off Outrageous Dive In 3-0 Win Against Bordeaux (Video) February 3rd, 2016 FAIL
• ‘I ♥ Palermo!’ – Mario Balotelli Pays Loving Tribute To Sicilian Hometown With Photo Of Completely Different City February 3rd, 2016 FAIL
• FA Cup Pitch Invader Fined £200 For ‘Ridiculous’ Attempt To Win Back Ex-Girlfriend January 27th, 2016 FA Cup
• On This Day In 2002: Jamie Carragher Throws Coin Back Into Crowd As Red Mist Descends In Stormy FA Cup Clash Between Arsenal And Liverpool (Video) January 27th, 2016 Arsenal
• NAC Breda Fail Dismally With Attempt To Execute Laughably Complicated Set Piece Routine (Video) January 26th, 2016 FAIL
• West Ham Chairman David Gold Retweets Message From Angry Fan Telling ‘W*nk’ Carl Jenkison To ‘F**k Off’ January 25th, 2016 FAIL
• Red Alert: Five Players Sent Off As ‘Friendly’ Between Boca Juniors And River Plate Descends Into Anarchy (Video) January 24th, 2016 FAIL
• Robert Huth Lets Fly With Quite Possibly The Worst Free-Kick In Premier League History (Video) January 23rd, 2016 FAIL
• FAIL: Saudi Arabia King’s Cup Clash Sees Right Royal Own-Goal Howler From Clueless ‘Keeper (Video) January 20th, 2016 FAIL
• Retro Football: Peter Shilton Gives The Worst Motivational Team Talk Of All Time, 1993 (Photo) January 20th, 2016 FAIL
• West Ham Striker Diafra Sakho Writes Off Lamborghini After Introducing It To Garden Wall (Photos) January 19th, 2016 FAIL
• Portuguese Lower League Manager Accidentally Sent Off For Racism After Calling Player By His Surname January 18th, 2016 FAIL
• AC Milan Taken To Court After ‘19-Year-Old’ Youth Player Yusupha Yaffa Turns Out To Be 28 January 18th, 2016 FAIL
• Newcastle Fans Take Offence As Club Attempt Naff Sports Direct Jacket Giveaway On Twitter January 15th, 2016 FAIL
• FAIL: Former Everton Striker Apostolos Vellios Provides Your Open-Goal Horror Miss Of The Week (Video) January 14th, 2016 FAIL
• Utter Chaos At Palermo (Again) As Head Coach Refuses To Talk To Players After Falling Out With Captain January 11th, 2016 FAIL
• Yaya Toure Thinks His 2015 African Player Of The Year Snub ‘Brings Shame’ To An Entire Continent January 8th, 2016 FAIL
• Ballon D’oh: FIFA Website Appears To Accidentally Leak 2015 Ballon d’Or Winners January 6th, 2016 Barcelona
• FAIL: Barnet Defender Gavin Hoyte Channels Zaire ’74 While Facing Freekick Against Northampton (Video) January 4th, 2016 FAIL