FAIL

Fail: Horror misses bad enough to make you gasp, own goals bad enough to make you WTF? out loud, crunching tackles high and ugly enough to make you wince and dives woeful enough to make you want to punch something.

• Retro Football: Peter Shilton Gives The Worst Motivational Team Talk Of All Time, 1993 (Photo) January 20th, 2016 FAIL
• West Ham Striker Diafra Sakho Writes Off Lamborghini After Introducing It To Garden Wall (Photos) January 19th, 2016 FAIL
• Portuguese Lower League Manager Accidentally Sent Off For Racism After Calling Player By His Surname January 18th, 2016 FAIL
• AC Milan Taken To Court After ‘19-Year-Old’ Youth Player Yusupha Yaffa Turns Out To Be 28 January 18th, 2016 FAIL
• Newcastle Fans Take Offence As Club Attempt Naff Sports Direct Jacket Giveaway On Twitter January 15th, 2016 FAIL
• FAIL: Former Everton Striker Apostolos Vellios Provides Your Open-Goal Horror Miss Of The Week (Video) January 14th, 2016 FAIL
• Utter Chaos At Palermo (Again) As Head Coach Refuses To Talk To Players After Falling Out With Captain January 11th, 2016 FAIL
• Yaya Toure Thinks His 2015 African Player Of The Year Snub ‘Brings Shame’ To An Entire Continent January 8th, 2016 FAIL
• Ballon D’oh: FIFA Website Appears To Accidentally Leak 2015 Ballon d’Or Winners January 6th, 2016 Barcelona
• FAIL: Barnet Defender Gavin Hoyte Channels Zaire ’74 While Facing Freekick Against Northampton (Video) January 4th, 2016 FAIL
• Turkish Footballer Sacked For Deliberately Kicking Opponent In The Head After Being Sent Off (Video) December 23rd, 2015 FAIL
• Banter: Dietmar Hamann Confirms Newcastle Teammates Once Bought Him Adolf Hitler’s ‘Mein Kampf’ For Christmas December 22nd, 2015 FAIL
• Inter Milan Nutjob Felipe Melo Sent Off For Studding Lazio’s Lucas Biglia In The Neck (Video) December 21st, 2015 FAIL
• Adel Taarabt Bungles Pathetic, Half-Arsed Penalty As Benfica Reserves Soundly Beaten By Porto (Video) December 20th, 2015 FAIL
• Adult Male Chelsea Fan Sings Cringeworthy Ode To Jose Mourinho Live On Television (Video) December 18th, 2015 Chelsea
• Lazio ‘Keeper Federico Marchetti Sparks Farcical Sequence Of Events After Injuring Himself While Celebrating Goal (Video) December 16th, 2015 FAIL
• Sporting Lisbon Striker Teo Gutierrez Booked For Pinching Referee’s Vanishing Spray To Celebrate Goal (Video) December 11th, 2015 Europa League
• FAIL: Adel Taarabt Is Most Definitely Not Ripping It Up In The Benfica Reserve Team (With Video Evidence) December 8th, 2015 FAIL
• Labour Councillors Caught Watching Crystal Palace’s Match Against Everton During Local Funding Debate (Photos) December 8th, 2015 Crystal Palace
• Melodramatic Chilean Linesman Goes Down Like Sack Of Spuds After Having Ball Kicked At His Thigh (Video) December 3rd, 2015 FAIL
• Real Madrid ‘Face Copa Del Rey Expulsion’ After Accidentally Fielding Ineligible Denis Cheryshev Against Cadiz December 3rd, 2015 FAIL
• Leeds United Fans Furious After Club Effectively Forces Them To Buy £5 Pie With Every Match Ticket December 2nd, 2015 Championship
• Bolton’s Financial Crisis Mounts As Player Wages Go Unpaid For November November 30th, 2015 Bolton Wanderers
• Spanish Player Receives 12-Month Ban For Attempting To Slap Female Linesman With His Penis November 27th, 2015 FAIL
• FAIL: Clueless ‘Manchester United Fan Of 30 Years’ Fails To Recognise George Best (Video) November 24th, 2015 FAIL