FAIL
Fail: Horror misses bad enough to make you gasp, own goals bad enough to make you WTF? out loud, crunching tackles high and ugly enough to make you wince and dives woeful enough to make you want to punch something.
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Punditry Will Eat Itself: Richard Keys Proves Once Again He’s Still Genuinely The Worst Football ‘Expert’ Operating Amid An Entire Ocean Of Mundane Mediocrity
October 1st, 2018
FAIL
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Peru: FBC Melgar Benefit As Sudden Outbreak Of Bamboozling Defensive Nonsense Results In Exquisite Own-Goal (Video)
September 27th, 2018
FAIL
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Chinese Super League: Guangzhou R&F Successfully Sabotage Themselves With Laughably Terrible Own-Goal (Video)
September 24th, 2018
Chinese Super League
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Europa League: Goal Celebration Miscalculation Sees FC Zurich Striker Leap Over Advertising Boards And Straight Down Hole (Video)
September 21st, 2018
Europa League
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Ronnie Rosenthal Smiles Upon Thee: 16 Of The Very Worst Football Open Goal Misses Known To Man
September 19th, 2018
FAIL
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Oops: Alisson Caught Playing Silly Buggers In Own Penalty Box As Leicester Pull One Back Against Liverpool (Photo & Video)
September 1st, 2018
FAIL
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South Africa: Orlando Pirates Striker Thamsanqa Gabuza Attempts To Silence Haters By Getting Sent Off In Absurd Circumstances (Video)
August 29th, 2018
FAIL
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FAIL: Ugandan Deputy Prime Minister Moses Ali Makes Slapstick Hash Of Ceremonial League Kick-Off (Video)
August 21st, 2018
FAIL
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Bristol Rovers Vow To Investigate After Babestation ‘Accidentally’ Broadcast In Stadium Bars At Half-Time Of EFL Cup Tie (Photos & Video)
August 15th, 2018
FAIL
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EFL Cup: Yeovil Winger Celebrates Goal With ‘Loser’ Dance In Front Of Aston Villa Fans Before Instant Karma Strikes At Huish Park (Video)
August 15th, 2018
FAIL
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Complete Turkey: Fenerbahce Announce Islam Slimani Loan Deal With Excruciatingly Bad Introduction Video
August 14th, 2018
FAIL
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Nearly Correct: Crystal Palace Welcome New Signing Max Meyer Using Photo Of Joshua Kimmich, A Different German Midfielder
August 2nd, 2018
Crystal Palace
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Pre-Season Larks: Man Utd Produce Worst Game Of ‘One-Touch Keep Ball’ You’re Ever Likely To See (Video)
July 31st, 2018
FAIL
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Man City: Actor Neil Patrick Harris Makes Worst, Most Fundamental Error Imaginable While Attending First Ever Football/Soccer Match (Video)
July 26th, 2018
FAIL
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FAIL: FC Tokyo Youth Team Make Mess Of Fiendishly Constructed Free-Kick Routine (Video)
July 21st, 2018
FAIL
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World Cup: Compilation Of Jordan Henderson ‘Regista’ Passes Against Croatia Makes For Difficult Viewing (Video)
July 13th, 2018
England
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Liverpool: Loris Karius Makes Yet Another Embarrassing Error To Concede During Pre-Season Friendly Against Tranmere (Video)
July 11th, 2018
FAIL
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United Soccer League: North Carolina FC Fans Treated To Spectacularly Awful Goalmouth Scramble (Video)
July 10th, 2018
FAIL
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Liverpool: Loris Karius Makes Unfortunate Handling Error During Pre-Season Warm-Up Drill (Video)
July 8th, 2018
FAIL
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World Cup: Fox Sports Host Makes Hilarious Mess Of Pronouncing ‘Teen Sensation’ Kylian Mbappe’s Name (Video)
July 7th, 2018
FAIL
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World Cup: Lord Alan Sugar Tweets Then Hastily Deletes Dreadful, Racist ‘Joke’ About Senegal Players
June 20th, 2018
FAIL
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World Cup: Heady Memories Of 2014 Come Rushing Back As BBC Commentator Jonathan Pearce Flummoxed By Luis Suarez Miss (Video)
June 15th, 2018
FAIL
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‘Rasputin Rebooted’ – Freddie Flintoff And Ricky Wilson Join Forces To Produce Truly Despicable England World Cup Song (Video)
June 8th, 2018
England
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‘When I Was Two, My Father Died’ – Raheem Sterling Explains Gun Tattoo After The Sun Attempt Yet Another Dull, Needless Hatchet Job
May 29th, 2018
England
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Purest Partridge: Michael Owen Returns To Corporate Shill Scene With Sensational Performance In Personal Injury Lawyers Advert (Video)
May 22nd, 2018
FAIL