FAIL

Fail: Horror misses bad enough to make you gasp, own goals bad enough to make you WTF? out loud, crunching tackles high and ugly enough to make you wince and dives woeful enough to make you want to punch something.

• Grace Under Pressure: Elfsborg Defender Robert Gojani Turns, Gets His Head Up, Slots Home Magnificently Silly Own-Goal (Video) May 14th, 2018 FAIL
• Modern Football Is Rubbish: Ridiculous ‘Aeroplane’ Follows Ball Up And Down Pitch During Saudi Kings Cup Final (Video) May 13th, 2018 FAIL
• FAIL: Sparta Rotterdam Midfielder Stijn Spierings Wallops Home 40-Yard Piledriver Own-Goal Against FC Dordrecht (Video) May 11th, 2018 FAIL
• Championship: Bolton Defender Mark Little Reunited With Lost Wallet And Wedding Ring After Final Day Jacket Faux-Pas (Photo) May 8th, 2018 Bolton Wanderers
• ‘This Is About People, Not Governments’ – Leeds Chairman Andrea Radrizzani Defends Controversial Plan To Spend Post-Season In Myanmar April 25th, 2018 Championship
• ‘Too Good To Ignore’ – Yeovil Defender Tom James Awarded EFL Goal Of The Weekend For Magnificent Own-Goal Against Notts County (Video) April 23rd, 2018 FAIL
• Greek Super League: Marko Marin Dives After Being ‘Pushed’ By Referee In Amazing Attempt To Get Referee Booked (Video) April 23rd, 2018 FAIL
• FAIL: Furious Rio Ave Coach Immediately Subs Striker Off After Terrible Panenka Penalty Goes Balls-Up (Video) April 17th, 2018 FAIL
• Bundesliga: Shambolic Scenes As Referee Brings Mainz And Freiburg Players Back Out Onto Pitch After Half-Time Whistle To Take VAR Penalty (Photo & Video) April 17th, 2018 Bundesliga
• Argentinian Journalist Ends Up In Hospital After Trying To Recreate Cristiano Ronaldo’s Overhead Kick Against Juventus (Photo & Video) April 10th, 2018 FAIL
• Barnsley Goalkeeper Nick Townsend Ruled Out For Rest Of Season After Breaking Finger In Training Ground ‘Duel’ With Teammate April 6th, 2018 Championship
• Sitter: Internazionale Striker Mauro Icardi Makes Complete Hash Of Open Goal In Milan Derby (Video) April 4th, 2018 FAIL
• Non-League: Waterlogged Penalty Area Sees Woking FC Concede Farcical 94th-Minute Losing Goal (Video) April 2nd, 2018 FAIL
• Liverpool: Sadio Mane Produces Pathetic Dive In Attempt To Con Cheap Penalty Against Crystal Palace (Video) March 31st, 2018 Crystal Palace
• Classic FAIL: Nantes ‘Keeper Mickael Landreau Attempts Panenka Penalty In Cup Final Shootout With Disastrous Consequences, 2004 (Video) March 30th, 2018 FAIL
• Pistol Packin’ PAOK Owner Ivan Savvidis Given Three-Year Ban For Carrying Gun Onto Pitch March 29th, 2018 FAIL
• Hack Attack: Lazio Duped Into Handing Over €2m To Fraudsters In Stefan De Vrij Transfer Email Scam March 28th, 2018 FAIL
• FAIL: Goalkeeper In Ethiopian League Clash Throws Ball Into Own Net, Pretends It Didn’t Happen (Video) March 28th, 2018 FAIL
• Serie D: Messina Goalkeeper Armando Prisco Shown Straight Red Card For Urinating In Goalmouth (Video) March 27th, 2018 FAIL
• Modern Football Is Rubbish: Burger King Ensure River Plate Goalkeeper Quite Literally Crowned ‘Man Of The Match’ Against Boca Juniors (Photo) March 15th, 2018 FAIL
• Pacos De Ferreria Goalkeeper Mario Felgueiras Succumbs To Ludicrous Phantom Injury To Waste Time Against Porto (Video) March 13th, 2018 FAIL
• Modern Football Is Rubbish: Valencia Striker Simone Zaza Attempts The Worst Dive In All Of Recorded History (Video) March 12th, 2018 FAIL
• Modern Football Is Rubbish: El Nacional Goalkeeper Johan Padilla Goes Down In ‘Agony’ After Being Gently Prodded By Referee (Video) March 7th, 2018 FAIL
• FA Chief Martin Glenn Apologises After Lumping In Jewish Star Of David With Nazi Swastika While Discussing Football’s Banned Political Symbols March 5th, 2018 England
• Madness: Go Ahead Eagles Fans Stage Pitch Invasion And Attack De Graafschap Players In Truly Bizarre Scenes (Video) March 4th, 2018 FAIL