FAIL

Fail: Horror misses bad enough to make you gasp, own goals bad enough to make you WTF? out loud, crunching tackles high and ugly enough to make you wince and dives woeful enough to make you want to punch something.

• Segunda B: Hasty Referee Blows Full-Time Whistle Just As Ponferradina Score Vital ‘Winning Goal’ Against Gimnastica (Video) November 3rd, 2017 FAIL
• Impact Sub: Argentinian Midfielder Picks Up Two Cautions 10 Seconds After Coming Off Bench, Sent Off Without Touching Ball (Video) November 2nd, 2017 FAIL
• Boca Juniors Fan Attempts To Sneak Into Bombonera Stadium Through Small Hole In Perimeter Wall, Gets Stuck (Photo) October 31st, 2017 FAIL
• MLS: Vancouver Whitecaps Midfielder Brek Shea Dazzles With The Very Worst First Touch Of All Time (Video) October 30th, 2017 FAIL
• Complete Farce: Carabao Cup Fifth Round Draw Finally Goes Ahead After Massive Two-Hour Delay October 26th, 2017 FAIL
• Instant Karma: West Ham Fan Plummets To Floor After Attempting To Pinch Mark Noble’s Shirt From Young Supporter (Video) October 26th, 2017 FAIL
• BundesFAIL: Cologne Striker Sehrou Guirassy Pulls Off Open-Goal Miss So Atrocious His Own Fans Refuse To Accept His Shirt Afterwards (Video) October 23rd, 2017 Bundesliga
• Set-Piece Pioneers: Polish Side Use Attacking Freekick To Cooly, Calmly Concede Goal-Kick In Most Efficient Manner Possible, 2016 (Video) October 20th, 2017 FAIL
• Europa League: Incensed Everton Fan Attempts To Fight Lyon Players While Clutching Infant Son In One Arm (Photos & Video) October 20th, 2017 Europa League
• Modern Football Is Rubbish: Behold, The Half-And-Half Manager Scarf Is Upon Us (Photo) October 17th, 2017 FAIL
• Cyprus Swill: Matt Derbyshire Makes Extreme Hash Of Open-Goal Sitter For AC Omonoia (Video) October 16th, 2017 FAIL
• Can We All Take A Moment To Fully Appreciate Mamadou Sakho’s Baffling 91st-Minute Backheel Against Chelsea? October 16th, 2017 Chelsea
• FAIL: Dutch Fourth Tier Side Harkemase Boys File Truly DIABOLICAL Open-Goal Miss Against VV Capelle (Video) October 8th, 2017 FAIL
• Set-Piece Pioneers: Austrian Trailblazers SC Weiz Manage To Decimate Their Own Wall, 2013 (Video) October 5th, 2017 FAIL
• Chilean Primera Division: Everton ‘Keeper Eduardo Lobos Drops Almighty Clanger, Concedes Stinker Against Audax Italiano (Video) October 5th, 2017 FAIL
• Tempting Fate: Cocky Goalkeeper Gets His Comeuppance In Tanzanian Local League Match (Video) October 4th, 2017 FAIL
• Romanian Lower League Game Abandoned After Every Single Match Ball Hoofed Into Nearby River September 27th, 2017 FAIL
• Champions League: Napoli’s Lorenzo Insigne Make Amusing Cock-Up While Attempting Heartfelt Shirt Tribute (Video) September 26th, 2017 Champions League
• Le Cringe: French Journalist Tricked By Spoof Report That Bordeaux Have Signed Younger Brother Of Brazilian Winger Malcom, Named ‘Douwi’ September 25th, 2017 FAIL
• Wipe Out: Rangers’ Josh Windass Floors Own Manager Pedro Caixinha Three Minutes Into Old Firm Derby (Video) September 23rd, 2017 FAIL
• BundesFAIL: Hoffenheim Fan Grabs Nadiem Amiri’s Shirt, Miscalculates Height Of Advertising Board When Returning To Seat (Video) September 21st, 2017 Bundesliga
• Circle Of Sh*te: Tottenham Fans Produce Bizarre Lion King-Inspired Musical Horror (Video) September 19th, 2017 FAIL
• FAIL: Colombian Striker Teofilo Gutierrez Shanks Embarrassing Penalty Wide During Primera Clash (Video) September 18th, 2017 FAIL
• Bantertastic Bookmakers Paddy Power Apologise After Offering Odds On Ugo Ehiogu To Take Birmingham City Job September 18th, 2017 Birmingham City
• Fair Play Fail: Jena Midfielder Soren Eismann Ignores Protocol To Score Ruthless Goal In German Third Tier (Video) September 17th, 2017 FAIL