FAIL

Fail: Horror misses bad enough to make you gasp, own goals bad enough to make you WTF? out loud, crunching tackles high and ugly enough to make you wince and dives woeful enough to make you want to punch something.

• Set-Piece Pioneers: Polish Side Use Attacking Freekick To Cooly, Calmly Concede Goal-Kick In Most Efficient Manner Possible, 2016 (Video) October 20th, 2017 FAIL
• Europa League: Incensed Everton Fan Attempts To Fight Lyon Players While Clutching Infant Son In One Arm (Photos & Video) October 20th, 2017 Europa League
• Modern Football Is Rubbish: Behold, The Half-And-Half Manager Scarf Is Upon Us (Photo) October 17th, 2017 FAIL
• Cyprus Swill: Matt Derbyshire Makes Extreme Hash Of Open-Goal Sitter For AC Omonoia (Video) October 16th, 2017 FAIL
• Can We All Take A Moment To Fully Appreciate Mamadou Sakho’s Baffling 91st-Minute Backheel Against Chelsea? October 16th, 2017 Chelsea
• FAIL: Dutch Fourth Tier Side Harkemase Boys File Truly DIABOLICAL Open-Goal Miss Against VV Capelle (Video) October 8th, 2017 FAIL
• Set-Piece Pioneers: Austrian Trailblazers SC Weiz Manage To Decimate Their Own Wall, 2013 (Video) October 5th, 2017 FAIL
• Chilean Primera Division: Everton ‘Keeper Eduardo Lobos Drops Almighty Clanger, Concedes Stinker Against Audax Italiano (Video) October 5th, 2017 FAIL
• Tempting Fate: Cocky Goalkeeper Gets His Comeuppance In Tanzanian Local League Match (Video) October 4th, 2017 FAIL
• Romanian Lower League Game Abandoned After Every Single Match Ball Hoofed Into Nearby River September 27th, 2017 FAIL
• Champions League: Napoli’s Lorenzo Insigne Make Amusing Cock-Up While Attempting Heartfelt Shirt Tribute (Video) September 26th, 2017 Champions League
• Le Cringe: French Journalist Tricked By Spoof Report That Bordeaux Have Signed Younger Brother Of Brazilian Winger Malcom, Named ‘Douwi’ September 25th, 2017 FAIL
• Wipe Out: Rangers’ Josh Windass Floors Own Manager Pedro Caixinha Three Minutes Into Old Firm Derby (Video) September 23rd, 2017 FAIL
• BundesFAIL: Hoffenheim Fan Grabs Nadiem Amiri’s Shirt, Miscalculates Height Of Advertising Board When Returning To Seat (Video) September 21st, 2017 Bundesliga
• Circle Of Sh*te: Tottenham Fans Produce Bizarre Lion King-Inspired Musical Horror (Video) September 19th, 2017 FAIL
• FAIL: Colombian Striker Teofilo Gutierrez Shanks Embarrassing Penalty Wide During Primera Clash (Video) September 18th, 2017 FAIL
• Bantertastic Bookmakers Paddy Power Apologise After Offering Odds On Ugo Ehiogu To Take Birmingham City Job September 18th, 2017 Birmingham City
• Fair Play Fail: Jena Midfielder Soren Eismann Ignores Protocol To Score Ruthless Goal In German Third Tier (Video) September 17th, 2017 FAIL
• FAIL: United Masters ‘Keeper Drops Scarcely Believable Clanger During Guam Soccer League Match (Video) September 14th, 2017 FAIL
• Ligue 1: Montpellier Misspell Own Club Name On All 17/18 Shirts, Both Player Issue And Replicas (Photos) September 8th, 2017 FAIL
• Cack-Footed: Ousmane Dembele Rivals Paulinho For Skill And Trickery While ‘Freestyling’ At Barcelona Unveiling (Video) August 28th, 2017 Barcelona
• FAIL: Botched Panenka Scuppers Newly-Promoted Romanian Side’s Chance Of Snaffling 96th-Min Draw Against Steaua Bucharest (Video) August 20th, 2017 FAIL
• Barcelona: Paulinho Makes Shocking Hash Of Basic Keepy-Uppies At Camp Nou Unveiling (Video) August 17th, 2017 Barcelona
• Champions League: Young Boys Defender Kasim Nuhu Scores Utterly Delightful 91st-Minute Own-Goal To Hand CSKA Victory (Video) August 16th, 2017 Champions League
• MLS: Video Assistant Referee Decision Sees Kaka Sent Off For Playfully Fondling Ex-Orlando Teammate’s Face (Video) August 13th, 2017 FAIL