FAIL

Fail: Horror misses bad enough to make you gasp, own goals bad enough to make you WTF? out loud, crunching tackles high and ugly enough to make you wince and dives woeful enough to make you want to punch something.

• Classic Moments: Jamie Pollock Paints His Masterpiece With Majestic Own-Goal Against QPR, 1998 (Video) April 25th, 2017 FAIL
• ‘Winger Out’ – Ethiopian Arsenal Fan Responsible For Mispelled Wenger Protest Banner Claims Error Was Intentional April 25th, 2017 Arsenal
• Championship: Brighton ‘Keeper David Stockdale Scores Two Almost Identical Own-Goals In Space Of 20 Minutes (Video) April 22nd, 2017 Brighton & Hove Albion
• Copa Libertadores: Santa Fe Accidentally Hold Minute’s Silence For Player Who Was Stood (Very Much Alive) On The Pitch April 21st, 2017 FAIL
• Non-League: Brackley Town Unveil Pioneering Throw-In Set Piece, Promptly Make Complete And Utter Hash Of It (Video) April 18th, 2017 FAIL
• Shanghai Shenhua Fans Peeved After Carlos Tevez Misses Match Through ‘Injury’ Only To Be Spotted At Disneyland (Photo) April 18th, 2017 FAIL
• FAIL: Mesut Ozil Pings Sumptuous Pass Out To Arsenal Substitute Warming Up On The Touchline (Video) April 11th, 2017 Arsenal
• Liverpool Concede Late To Draw With Bournemouth, Take First Prize In ‘Most Poorly-Timed Tweet Of The Night’ Stakes (Photo) April 5th, 2017 Bournemouth
• La Liga: Ex-Liverpool Striker Fernando Torres Produces Horror Miss For Atletico Madrid (Video) April 5th, 2017 FAIL
• FAIL: Aberdeen Forward Miles Storey Somehow Manages To Miss Open Goal From Five Centimetres Out (Video) April 5th, 2017 FAIL
• Cavalcade Of Calamity: XI Of The Worst Corner Kicks Ever Attempted (Video) April 5th, 2017 FAIL
• FAIL: Stoke Midfielder Charlie Adam Suffers Little Whoopsie-Daisy While Taking Corner Against Burnley (Video) April 5th, 2017 FAIL
• CD Eldense Coach Arrested After Spanish Police Launch Match-Fixing Probe Into Hefty 12-0 Defeat April 4th, 2017 FAIL
• ‘You Still Might Get A Slap Even Though You’re A Woman’ – David Moyes Apologises After Passing Crass Remark To BBC Journalist April 3rd, 2017 FAIL
• FAIL: Bournemouth’s Harry Arter Skies Penalty In Goalless Draw With Southampton (Video) April 1st, 2017 Bournemouth
• FAIL: River Plate Make Complete Dog’s Dinner Of 4-On-1 Situation In Argentine Primera Division (Video) March 27th, 2017 FAIL
• Sunday League Special: Hapless Team Try And Gloriously Fail To Overcome Unorthodox Defensive Approach (Video) March 27th, 2017 FAIL
• Copy+Paste Fail: Gary Neville Falls Into The Victor Anichebe Trap With Hastily Deleted Instagram Gaffe March 21st, 2017 FAIL
• FAIL: Ghanaian Footballer Accidentally Thanks Wife And Girlfriend During Same Post-Match Interview (Video) March 20th, 2017 FAIL
• MLS: San Jose Earthquakes ‘Keeper David Bingham Makes Catastrophic Mess Of Off-Target Shot (Video) March 19th, 2017 FAIL
• Steady On: Dimwit Arsenal Fan Seriously Draws Parallel Between Arsene Wenger And Robert Mugabe (Video) March 14th, 2017 Arsenal
• Bundesliga: Hertha Defender Mitchell Weiser Files Spectacular Fallon d’Floor 2017 Contender Against Dortmund (Video) March 11th, 2017 Bundesliga
• FAIL: Silkeborg Captain Dennis Flinta Delicately Chips ‘Keeper To Score Delightful Own-Goal (Video) March 11th, 2017 FAIL
• Ali Dia 2.0: York City Release ‘Cousin’ Of Southampton’s Cuco Martina After Watching Him Play 81 Minutes Of Football March 8th, 2017 FAIL
• Sunday League Special: Lucas Moura Denied By Muddy Goalmouth As PSG Just About Overcome Niort In French Cup (Video) March 2nd, 2017 FAIL