FAIL

Fail: Horror misses bad enough to make you gasp, own goals bad enough to make you WTF? out loud, crunching tackles high and ugly enough to make you wince and dives woeful enough to make you want to punch something.

• Champions League: Napoli’s Lorenzo Insigne Make Amusing Cock-Up While Attempting Heartfelt Shirt Tribute (Video) September 26th, 2017 Champions League
• Le Cringe: French Journalist Tricked By Spoof Report That Bordeaux Have Signed Younger Brother Of Brazilian Winger Malcom, Named ‘Douwi’ September 25th, 2017 FAIL
• Wipe Out: Rangers’ Josh Windass Floors Own Manager Pedro Caixinha Three Minutes Into Old Firm Derby (Video) September 23rd, 2017 FAIL
• BundesFAIL: Hoffenheim Fan Grabs Nadiem Amiri’s Shirt, Miscalculates Height Of Advertising Board When Returning To Seat (Video) September 21st, 2017 Bundesliga
• Circle Of Sh*te: Tottenham Fans Produce Bizarre Lion King-Inspired Musical Horror (Video) September 19th, 2017 FAIL
• FAIL: Colombian Striker Teofilo Gutierrez Shanks Embarrassing Penalty Wide During Primera Clash (Video) September 18th, 2017 FAIL
• Bantertastic Bookmakers Paddy Power Apologise After Offering Odds On Ugo Ehiogu To Take Birmingham City Job September 18th, 2017 Birmingham City
• Fair Play Fail: Jena Midfielder Soren Eismann Ignores Protocol To Score Ruthless Goal In German Third Tier (Video) September 17th, 2017 FAIL
• FAIL: United Masters ‘Keeper Drops Scarcely Believable Clanger During Guam Soccer League Match (Video) September 14th, 2017 FAIL
• Ligue 1: Montpellier Misspell Own Club Name On All 17/18 Shirts, Both Player Issue And Replicas (Photos) September 8th, 2017 FAIL
• Cack-Footed: Ousmane Dembele Rivals Paulinho For Skill And Trickery While ‘Freestyling’ At Barcelona Unveiling (Video) August 28th, 2017 Barcelona
• FAIL: Botched Panenka Scuppers Newly-Promoted Romanian Side’s Chance Of Snaffling 96th-Min Draw Against Steaua Bucharest (Video) August 20th, 2017 FAIL
• Barcelona: Paulinho Makes Shocking Hash Of Basic Keepy-Uppies At Camp Nou Unveiling (Video) August 17th, 2017 Barcelona
• Champions League: Young Boys Defender Kasim Nuhu Scores Utterly Delightful 91st-Minute Own-Goal To Hand CSKA Victory (Video) August 16th, 2017 Champions League
• MLS: Video Assistant Referee Decision Sees Kaka Sent Off For Playfully Fondling Ex-Orlando Teammate’s Face (Video) August 13th, 2017 FAIL
• Old Habits: FC Basel Striker Ricky Van Wolfswinkel Misses Open-Goal Sitter From Three Yards Out (Video) August 11th, 2017 FAIL
• Paide In Full: Estonian Side Score Classy Own Goal Within 14 Seconds Of Kick-Off Without Opponents Touching The Ball (Video) August 10th, 2017 FAIL
• Brazil: Santa Cruz Striker André Luis Injures Himself While Celebrating Opening Goal Against Criciuma (Video) August 9th, 2017 FAIL
• ‘It Was Unacceptable’ – Yeovil Players And Staff Vow To Refund Fans After Slumping To Embarrassing 8-2 Defeat Against Luton On Opening Day August 7th, 2017 FAIL
• Inter Milan: Geoffrey Kondogbia Claws One Back For Chelsea With Outstanding 50-Yard Lob Own-Goal (Video) July 29th, 2017 FAIL
• Chronic Case Of The Anichebes: Daley Blind Drops Instagram Clanger By Failing To Observe Proper Copy+Paste Etiquette (Photo) July 26th, 2017 FAIL
• Graphic Scenes: UEFA Draw Botch Sees Hibernian Unexpectedly Qualify For Champions League (Photo) July 14th, 2017 Champions League
• FAIL: The Irish Herald Newspaper Accidentally Use Photo Of Stormzy In Article About Romelu Lukaku July 10th, 2017 Everton
• ‘We Should Be Honest, Rangers Will Be Too Strong’ – FC Progres Niederkorn’s Pre-Match Programme Notes Are Adorably Humble (Photo) July 5th, 2017 Europa League
• Brazil: Flamengo’s Paolo Guerrero Harnesses The Force To Send Bahia Defender Lucas Fonseca Flying From Several Feet Away (Video) June 26th, 2017 FAIL