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Funnies: Football is a constant stream of lols and we do our level best to root them all out for you. Weird, offbeat and bizarre football news from around the world

• Chelsea fan brushes his teeth during Man Utd game (with video evidence) November 9th, 2009 Chelsea

  But did he remember to floss?

• Your Call: Pick an amusing new name for Chelsea’s Stamford Bridge November 6th, 2009 Chelsea

  Everyone’s going naming rights crazy!!

• Dumb Football: Jozy Altidore unsure who owns the birds in England November 6th, 2009 Funnies
• Shit Lookalikes Classic: Mick McCarthy and Sam the Eagle from Sesame Street November 6th, 2009 Funnies
• Gurns: Scott Parker (West Ham United) November 5th, 2009 Funnies

  Feel the gurn…

• Phil Neville: Gary Neville is NOT my brother November 5th, 2009 Everton

  Neville Neville is the name of their dad…

• Newcastle United rename St James’ Park the sportsdirect.com @ St James’ Park November 4th, 2009 FAIL

  Newcastle take yet another wrong turn down FAIL Street…

• Gurns: Alan Smith (Newcastle United) and Jordan Stewart (Sheffield United) November 3rd, 2009 Championship

  The ugly side of the beautiful game

• Ronaldinho prefers to play with two balls (with video evidence) November 2nd, 2009 Funnies

  Goofy Brazilian eats a fat slice of FAIL pie

• Funny Old Game: Tottenham DVD commemorates first 42 minutes of Arsenal derby November 2nd, 2009 Arsenal

  It was so good while it lasted

• Rio Ferdinand merks himself with fake restaurant review November 2nd, 2009 Funnies

  Brap

• Dumb Football: Police mistake movie actors in Nick Love’s ‘The Firm’ for real hooligans October 31st, 2009 FAIL
• In Another Life: Phil Brown Is A Bodybuilder October 29th, 2009 Funnies

  What better profession for the Prem’s No.1 poser?

• Choose a suitably amusing new name for Newcastle’s St James’ Park October 28th, 2009 Championship

  Newcastle welcome naming rights offers for stadium. Make YOUR offer…

• The Football Mascot Index No.1: Fergus Fox, Falkirk FC October 27th, 2009 Funnies
• Pick a name for Tottenham’s nameless new stadium October 27th, 2009 Featured

  I quite like “World of Leather Lane”

• In Another Life: John Terry And Bobby Zamora Are Big-Game Anglers October 27th, 2009 Chelsea

  JT reveals he likes to go off, rod in hand

• Football Video: Liverpool 2-0 Man Utd Fanzone… who the hell is David Ngog? October 27th, 2009 Funnies

  This is Anfield, you mothers

• Wonder Goal: Overhead kick assisted by overhead kick (only in Brazil) October 26th, 2009 Funnies
• Football Banter: Man Utd fans plan to taunt Liverpool with Eric Cantona masks October 24th, 2009 Featured

  United fans plan mass retort to famous Anfield banner

• The best wrestling-themed, flying-kick goal celebration you’ll see this week October 23rd, 2009 Funnies

  Flying drop-kick to the chest > kissing your badge

• Russian customs officials destroy Man Utd’s post-match meals October 22nd, 2009 Champions League

  You capitalist pigs, with your tasty and nutritious post-match snacks

• Football Video: Dida is… The Fumbler (Real Madrid v Milan) October 21st, 2009 Champions League

  Dodgy Brazilian keeper up to his old tricks

• In Another Life: Rafa Benitez Is A Wine Waiter October 21st, 2009 Funnies

  Step this way for half-arsed Photoshoppery…

• Football Video: The Football Managers by Double Gusset October 21st, 2009 Funnies

  Fine parody of touchline gafferness (gafferness?? too much coffee for me)