Injuries
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Ligue 1: Toulouse Coach Pascal Dupraz Well And Truly Traumatised By Paper Plane Thrown From Crowd (Video)
November 28th, 2016
Hardmen
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Serie A: Udinese Captain Danilo Manages To Injure Three Teammates In One Training Session
November 25th, 2016
Hardmen
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England: Wayne Rooney Was Ruled Out Of Spain Friendly After ‘Tripping Over Bottle Of Energy Drink’
November 18th, 2016
England
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Robin Van Persie’s Eye Doctor Admits He Thought Fenerbahce Striker Was Just An ‘Ordinary’ Sunday League Player
November 9th, 2016
Injuries
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‘My Eye Is Undamaged’ – Robin Van Persie Issues Instagram Statement To Confirm He’s Okay After Freak Eyelid Injury
November 7th, 2016
Injuries
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Jeepers Creepers: Robin Van Persie In ‘Good Condition’ After Suffering Gruesome Eyelid Injury In Fenerbahce Win
November 7th, 2016
Injuries
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Liverpool: Danny Ings Out For Rest Of Season After Suffering ‘Serious’ Knee Cartilage Damage
November 2nd, 2016
Injuries
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Ouch: Wrexham Boss Dean Keates Suffers Accidental Injury On First Day In New Job
October 26th, 2016
Injuries
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Tottenham: Moussa Sissoko Faces Retrospective Ban Over Sneaky Elbow On Bournemouth’s Harry Arter (Video)
October 23rd, 2016
Bournemouth
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‘True Highlight Of The Night’ – Juan Mata Chuckles About Bashing His Face On Floor During Man Utd’s Win Over Fenerbahce
October 21st, 2016
Europa League
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Lyon: Rafael Da Silva Refused To Get Paid While Recovering From Injury, Donated Wages To Charity Instead
October 18th, 2016
Injuries
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Arsenal Install Fancy New ‘Injury Reducing’ Training Pitch In Desperate Attempt To Curb The Tweaks And Twangs
October 18th, 2016
Arsenal
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War Wound: Neymar Bruised And Bloodied After Being Caught By Flailing Elbow In Brazil’s 5-0 Tonking Of Bolivia (Photos & Video)
October 7th, 2016
Injuries
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Hard Arse: Mario Gomez Forced To Pull Out Of Germany Squad With Curious Buttock Injury
October 5th, 2016
Injuries
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OGC Nice: Mario Balotelli Subbed Off At Half-Time During Krasnodar Defeat Because He Had Sore Throat
September 30th, 2016
Europa League
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Leicester City: Jamie Vardy Used To Mix Skittles With Vodka And Then Wonder Why His Injuries Wouldn’t Heal Properly
September 27th, 2016
Injuries
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Sporting Gijon Defender Douglas Suffers Strange Buttock Injury After Falling Asleep In ‘Uncomfortable Position’ On Team Bus
September 23rd, 2016
Barcelona
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Crystal Palace: Pape Souare Expected To Make ‘Full Recovery’ After Car Crash But Likely To Be Out For Six Months
September 16th, 2016
Crystal Palace
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Crystal Palace Defender Pape Souare Air-Lifted To Hospital After Motorway Crash
September 12th, 2016
Crystal Palace
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Mind The Gap: Man City Defender Aleksandar Kolarov Looses Tooth During Manchester Derby (Photo)
September 11th, 2016
Injuries
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NASL: Puerto Rico Defender Left Counting Testículos After ‘Phil Babbing’ Himself On The Goalpost (Video)
September 7th, 2016
Injuries
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Ouch: Javier Hernandez To Miss Start Of Bundesliga Season With Fractured Wrist After Falling Down Stairs At Home
August 23rd, 2016
Bundesliga
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‘I’m Still The 15-20 Goal Man’ – Andy Carroll Ever So Slightly Fudges His Scoring Stats After Latest Injury Setback
August 22nd, 2016
Injuries
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Swedish Top Flight Match Abandoned After 17-Year-Old Fan Rushes Onto Pitch And Attacks Goalkeeper (Video)
August 16th, 2016
Injuries
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Friendly: Theo Walcott Scores Stunner But Gabriel Injured As Arsenal Beat Man City 3-2 (Photos & Video)
August 7th, 2016
Arsenal