Manchester City: All the latest Manchester City flavoured news, views, rumours and other assorted bits and bobs
Shit Lookalikes – Benjani and Nina Sosanya
March 6th, 2008
Pies reader SweetG reckons Manchester City’s Zimbabwean striker Benjani is the spit of actress Nina Sosanya. Perhaps more a Shit Lookalike/Horror Hair combo. Keep your suggestions coming, Pies fans.
Young Manchester City fan loses his food live on TV
March 4th, 2008
It is difficult to comprehend what this young Manchester City fan must be feeling. Firstly, his 15 seconds of fame come along at precisely the moment he happens to be dropping his tray of chips. Secondly, after spending half-time queuing up most of the way round Eastlands for said chips the youngster is now left with the prospect of watching another 45 minutes of dire football – served up by City and Wigan Athletic – on an empty stomach. Poor kid.
10 random thoughts – Man Utd 1-2 Man City, the Munich memorial game
February 11th, 2008
1. Fergie chewed gum throughout the minute’s silence. Classy guy. 2. Man Utd’s sponsorless kit looked really great – made me yearn for the days when all kits were that simple. 3. For all their talents, Man Utd are sorely lacking a) an incisive striker, and b) a decent right-back to replace Gary Neville. With […]
Heroes & Villains – Premier League weekend 9-10 Feb
February 11th, 2008
Benjani Mwaruwari Scoring the winning goal in the Manchester derby is not a bad debut in anyone’s books, even if you are only there for the money!
The 20 most valuable players in the Premier League
February 4th, 2008
Football is a team game, but it’s amazing how much of an effect one individual can have on his ten team-mates. Witness Jimmy Bullard’s match-winning performance for Fulham against Aston Villa at Craven Cottage yesterday afternoon. His return from a long-term injury has lifted everyone at the club; it’s no coincidence that Fulham struggled in Bullard’s absence.
Premier League recap – West Ham 1-0 Liverpool, Chelsea 1-0 Reading, Man Utd 2-0 Portsmouth, Everton 0-0 Spurs, Derby 1-1 Man City
January 31st, 2008
West Ham 1-0 Liverpool An injury-time penalty by Mark Noble denied Liverpool a point that they didn’t deserve anyway. West Ham had the best chances, whereas Liverpool looked flat, as if their players were painfully aware that any chance of winning the league had disappeared several weeks ago. Rafa Benitez’s team are now 17 points behind both Man Utd and Arsenal. Fourth place is the best they can hope for now, and even that is no certainty.
Man of the match Mark Noble. On this form, the England U21 star must be close to a full England call-up.
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News Balls – Derby County’s American owners, Rolando Bianchi’s Lazio debut, David Beckham’s 100th cap and more football-shaped breakfast bites
January 28th, 2008
This morning’s top five football stories, condensed into one juicy postâ€¦ 1. Derby County have new owners â€“ the American-based General Sports and Entertainment group (fact of the day: their chairman, Andy Appleby, comes from a real-life Springfield). Rams’ fans will be relieved to know that the club and GSE have mutually agreed an investment […]
Head-to-Head – a minute’s silence vs a minute’s applause, to commemorate the Munich air disaster
January 22nd, 2008
Man Utd have announced that they will not change their plans to observe a minute’s silence in honour of those who died in the Munich air crash (the 50th anniversary of the disaster is on Feb 6th 2008), before next month’s Manchester derby. United had been asked by Man City’s supporters club to opt for […]
Football AM – Keegan wants Micah Richards, Sven wants Lukas Podolski
January 21st, 2008
This morning’s five hottest soccer scoops & rumoursâ€¦ 1. Sven-Goran Eriksson wants to bring Bayern Munich starlet Lukas Podolski (pictured) to Man City. Not gonna happen, Sven. F365 2. Tom Hicks has no intention of selling his stake in his beloved Liverpool. BBC 3. Alex Ferguson in hot water with FA over ‘gestures’ to Reading […]
Micah Richards and his brother show off their dance moves
January 18th, 2008
This video is not just funny because it shows a Premier League football star embarrassing himself by dancing. It is also funny because said Premier League star obviously knows he is being filmed and is performing for the camera. And perhaps the thing that tops it all in the hilarity stakes is the fact that the dance routine has obviously been choreographed and a lot of time and effort has gone into the preparation. Take it away, Micah Richards.
- The XI â€“ Kevin Keegan’s worst signings January 17th, 2008 Fulham
Pies’ halfway Premier League team of the season
January 14th, 2008
I meant to put this team up when we were 19 games (i.e. exactly halfway through the season) into the Prem campaign. Still, better slightly late than neverâ€¦ here, for you to peruse/violently disagree with, is Pies’ Premier League team of the season, at the halfway stage (it will be interesting to see how much […]
Newcastle 0-2 Man City: Sam Allardyce is a dead man walking, but he must keep his job
January 3rd, 2008
Sam Allardyce is probably one more home defeat away from losing his job as Newcastle manager. After his side’s 2-0 defeat to Man City at St James’ Park last night, a beleaguered Allardyce said: ‘A team like Newcastle should not lose three on a trot and it is a low moment.’
(No team is immune from three straight defeats, particularly not a Newcastle team that is blatantly low on confidence.)
January transfer window: Top 5 Rumours of the Day
January 2nd, 2008
The January transfer window is open for business, and so football’s rumour mill has gone into overdrive. Will Berbatov stay at Spurs? Has Joey Barton taken a shower yet? So many questions, so few answers. Here are the top 5 transfer window rumours of the day, neatly summarised in one cut-out-and-keep package:
1 Avram Grant wants to splash out Â£35m to sign both Nicolas Anelka and ‘want-away’ Dimitar Berbatov. Via Daily Star
Manchester City’s FA Cup celebration dinner, 1969
December 3rd, 2007
Sky Sports News might get its fair share of stick for its 24/7 coverage of the most mundane vaguely football-related activities, but here is evidence that the BBC were doing it 38 years ago. David Coleman presents live coverage of the celebratory dinner held by Manchester City following their FA Cup win.
Is Alfonso Alves the striker that Man City needs?
November 1st, 2007
According to reporst in Holland, Sven’s Man Citeh have agreed a near Â£14m deal to sign Brazilian goal machine Alfonso Alves from Dutch side, Heerenveen.
Caption this! Sven Goran Eriksson watches Man City lose 6-0 to Chelsea
October 29th, 2007
“Sven spots Nancy and Ulrika sitting together in the crowd!”
VOTE: Which team is most likely to break into the â€˜Big Fourâ€™ this season?
October 23rd, 2007
With Chelsea struggling to keep their stars happy while they supposedly attempt to change their style of play with an unproven manager, thereâ€™s a chance that another club could make it into the Big Four.
Horror Hair conspiracies: Stephen Ireland, part two
October 15th, 2007
When we gave Stephen Ireland our usual Horror Hair treatment last week we thought we were just indulging in a little harmless mickey-taking at the expense of a guy who had clearly had some sort of baldness treatment/hair transplant. When we linked the mystery of his reappearing hair to the mystery of his reappearing grandmothers it was purely in jest. However, it now seems that Ireland’s hair could be the real reason for his departure from the Republic of Ireland squad.
Classic Moments: Gary Neville blanks former team-mate Peter Schmeichel
October 12th, 2007
The Neviller and Schmeichs played together at Old Trafford for years, so you’d think young Gary would at least shake Peter’s hand when it’s generously offered in the tunnel. Are you f**king kidding me?! This is the Manc derby and there’s no way Citizen Neville, the most ardent Red in the union, would ever forego […]
Horror Hair: Stephen Ireland
October 9th, 2007
Congratulations to Stephen Ireland’s hairdresser who seems to have found a cure for baldness. Last season the Manchester City midfielder sported a hairline not to dissimilar to that of Monty Burns. And yet this season the occasional Republic of Ireland international has a fringe The Beatles would be proud of.
Player of the weekend: Elano Blumer, Manchester City
October 8th, 2007
Who predicted that the most successful transfer of the summer would involve Shakhtar Donetsk and Man City? Not me, for one. But this Sven chap clearly knows his stuff â€“ signing playmaker Elano Blumer has been a masterstroke. The Brazilian put in yet another man-of-the-match performance, in City’s 3-1 stroll against Middlesbrough yesterday. Elano is […]
- The Snapshot Special: Premier League weekend, 6-7 October October 8th, 2007 Arsenal
Floyd ‘Pretty Boy’ Mayweather is a Man Utd fan
October 3rd, 2007
Here’s a clip of the greatest pound-for-pound boxer in the world, Floyd ‘Pretty Boy’ Mayweather, wearing a Man Utd shirt during his visit to the north-west to promote his mega fight with Ricky ‘The Hitman’ Hatton. Of course, Mayweather, who has to be the most annoying sportsman on the planet, is not really a United […]
- The Snapshot Special: Premier League weekend, 29-30 September October 1st, 2007 Arsenal