Transfers & Rumours
Transfer Rumours: Football is awash with gossip, hogwash, tittle tattle and rumours and we’ll dutifully round them all up here for you and assess them in our own wry, irreverent way.
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Official: Everton Wrap Up £27m Deal To Sign Cenk Tosun From Besiktas (Photo)
January 6th, 2018
Everton
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Reports: Ross Barkley ‘On Brink’ Of Joining Chelsea After Everton Accept £15m Bid For Errant Midfielder
January 5th, 2018
Chelsea
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Burnley Defender James Tarkowski Signs New Four-Year Contract To Ward Off Possible Arsenal Interest
January 4th, 2018
Burnley
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Official: Diego Forlan Is Still In The Game, Signs On With Hong Kong Champions Kitchee FC
January 4th, 2018
Transfers & Rumours
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Reports: Championship Leaders Wolves Hope To Re-Sign Robbie Keane, 37, For One Last Tour Of Active Duty
January 4th, 2018
Championship
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‘We Missed That Smile!’ – Atletico Madrid Finally Welcome Diego Costa Back Unto Their Freshly-Unembargoed Bosom (Photo)
December 31st, 2017
La Liga
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The Ongoing Adventures Of Freddy Adu: Nomadic American Forward Closing In On Move To Swedish Third Division Side
December 30th, 2017
International football
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‘He’s Slow And He Plays In Scotland’ – Neil Warnock Reveals Why He Passed On Signing Virgil Van Dijk For £6m At Crystal Palace
December 28th, 2017
Crystal Palace
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Reports: Everton Agree Deal To Blow £25m Of Their Christmas Money On Besiktas Striker Cenk Tosun
December 28th, 2017
Everton
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Official: Virgil van Dijk Joins Liverpool In World Record £75m Deal (Photo)
December 27th, 2017
Liverpool
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Uruguayan Legend Sebastian ‘Loco’ Abreu Sets New World Record By Signing For Audax Italiano, His 26th Professional Club
December 27th, 2017
Newsnow
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Reports: West Brom Captain Jonny Evans To Leave Club In January With Possible Man Utd Return On The Cards
December 22nd, 2017
Arsenal
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Louis Van Gaal Admits He Would Gladly Return To Manage ‘Big Club In England’ But Only To Annoy Man Utd
December 18th, 2017
Man Utd
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Reports: Swansea In Negotiations To Cut Renato Sanches’ Loan Short And Send Him Back To Bayern Munich In January
December 15th, 2017
Bundesliga
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‘I Know That He Needs To Grow’ – Diego Simeone Confirms Antoine Griezmann Will Be Allowed To Leave Atletico Madrid At End Of The Season
December 15th, 2017
Barcelona
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‘It’s Time To Leave, Our Patience Is Over’ – AC Milan Fans Reduce Gianluigi Donnarumma To Tears With Incredibly Merciless Banner (Photo)
December 14th, 2017
Newsnow
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Reports: Everton Put £60m Aside For Sam Allardyce To Coax Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang From Dortmund In January
December 8th, 2017
Bundesliga
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Reports: Sam Allardyce Agrees Deal To Take Over At Everton On Seminal Day For Proper Football Men™ Everywhere
November 29th, 2017
Everton
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Reports: Alan Pardew To Be Appointed New West Brom Manager At Some Point Today
November 29th, 2017
Managers
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On This Day In 1999: Liverpool Attempt To Sign Didier Baptiste, Fictional Character From Sky One’s ‘Dream Team’, For £3.5m
November 24th, 2017
Featured
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Apparently This Is The New Nike Kit England Will Wear For Their Disappointing Second Round Exit At 2018 World Cup (Leaked Photos)
November 23rd, 2017
England
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End Of An Era: Chelsea’s Longest-Serving Player To Leave Club After Seven Years (Without Making One Single Appearance)
November 8th, 2017
Chelsea
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‘We Need Him To Qualify For Europe’ – RB Leipzig Will Not Allow Naby Keita To Join Liverpool In January Under Any Circumstances
November 8th, 2017
Bundesliga
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Reports: Leicester City Approached Claudio Ranieri To Return As Manager Eight Months After Sacking Him
October 31st, 2017
Leicester City
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Harry Redknapp Claims He Has No Idea Why QPR Are Being ‘Picked On’ After Club Land Record £40m Fine For FFP Breaches
October 26th, 2017
Championship