Transfers & Rumours
Transfer Rumours: Football is awash with gossip, hogwash, tittle tattle and rumours and we’ll dutifully round them all up here for you and assess them in our own wry, irreverent way.
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Reports: Unlikely As It May Seem, Stoke City Are Poised To Sign Jese Rodriguez From PSG
August 14th, 2017
Newsnow
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Arsenal: Alexis Sanchez Causes Fresh Consternation Among Fans By Tweeting From Paris Before Hastily Deleting It (Photo)
August 14th, 2017
Arsenal
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Liverpool: Philippe Coutinho Has And Hasn’t Submitted Transfer Request To Force Barcelona Move, Depending Who You Ask…
August 11th, 2017
Liverpool
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Official: Stoke Shore Up €7.7m Deal To Re-Sign Bruno Martins Indi On Permanent Basis (Photo & Video)
August 11th, 2017
Stoke City
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‘No Offers Will Be Considered’ – Liverpool Efficiently End Barcelona’s Pursuit Of Philippe Coutinho With Strongly-Worded Statement
August 11th, 2017
Barcelona
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‘I’ve Got One Big Contract Left In Me And I Know My Worth’ – Danny Rose Drops Blunt Bombshell On Eve Of New Season, Implores Tottenham To Stop Signing ‘Players He Has To Google’
August 10th, 2017
Newsnow
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Reports: Liverpool Reject Second Bid Of €100m For Philippe Coutinho As Barcelona Continue To Circle
August 9th, 2017
Barcelona
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Official: Watford Pluck Striker Andre Gray From Burnley In £18.5m Deal
August 9th, 2017
Burnley
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‘I’m Frustrated By The Club’s Position’ – Virgil Van Dijk Publishes Lengthy Statement Confirming Desire To Leave Southampton And Try Hand Elsewhere
August 7th, 2017
Southampton
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Weird, And Not In A Good Way: We Challenge You To Make Any Sense Of Roma’s Unsettling ‘Welcome Neymar’ Video
August 4th, 2017
Ligue 1
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Official: Leicester Sign Man City Starlet Kelechi Iheanacho For £25m
August 4th, 2017
Leicester City
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Official: PSG Complete Bonkers Deal To Sign Neymar, Announce His Grand Arrival With Series Of Crude Photoshops
August 3rd, 2017
Barcelona
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Outstanding: La Liga Simply Refuse To Accept Payment From PSG To Prevent (Or At Least Stall) Neymar Leaving Barcelona
August 3rd, 2017
Barcelona
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‘Come To Besiktas’ – Turkish Side Announce Alvaro Negredo Signing With Truly Horrendous Viral Clip (Video)
August 3rd, 2017
Media
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Unsurprisingly, Freddy Adu Has Decided Against Joining The Polish Side That Forgot His Name And Branded Him ‘An Old Vacuum Cleaner’
August 2nd, 2017
International football
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Open To Offers: Dundee United Attempt To Sell Goalkeeper Cammy Bell On Twitter
August 2nd, 2017
Scottish football
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Official: Barcelona Confirm Neymar Shirked Today’s Training Session As PSG Move Edges Nearer To Completion
August 2nd, 2017
Barcelona
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‘He Has The Worst Performances’ – Indonesia Club Persib Bandung Want To Sack Carlton Cole For Playing ‘Very Badly’
August 1st, 2017
International football
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Reports: Kelechi Iheanacho To Undergo Leicester City Medical Ahead Of £25m Move From Man City
August 1st, 2017
Leicester City
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Summer Of ‘Over-Elaborate Player Unveils’ Continues As Sevilla Stage Fake Kidnapping To Acquire Jesus Navas (Video)
August 1st, 2017
La Liga
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‘It’s A Strange One’ – Gary Neville Questions Wisdom Of Chelsea Flogging Nemanja Matic To Rivals Man Utd
August 1st, 2017
Chelsea
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Official: Nemanja Matic Completes Nice, Practical £40m Man Utd Transfer (Photo)
July 31st, 2017
Chelsea
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RB Leipzig Director Ralf Rangnick Issues Semi-Apology After Saying Iffy Things About Liverpool Target Naby Keita And His ‘Village’
July 27th, 2017
Bundesliga
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Le Plot Thickens: Monaco-Based Journalist Confirms Club ‘Formally Deny’ Striking Any Deal With Real Madrid For Kylian Mbappe
July 25th, 2017
Ligue 1
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Reports: Real Madrid To Blow World Transfer Record To Smithereens After Agreeing €180m Deal To Sign Kylian Mbappe From Monaco
July 25th, 2017
Ligue 1