Transfers & Rumours
Transfer Rumours: Football is awash with gossip, hogwash, tittle tattle and rumours and we’ll dutifully round them all up here for you and assess them in our own wry, irreverent way.
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Arsenal: Hector Bellerin Signs Enormous New Contract Worth £100,000-A-Week
November 21st, 2016
Arsenal
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Liverpool: Hoffenheim Scout Reveals He Used Football Manager To Discover Robert Firmino
November 17th, 2016
Bundesliga
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MLS: Frank Lampard Confirms Plans To Depart New York City FC At End Of His Contract (i.e, January)
November 14th, 2016
MLS
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Journeyman: Uruguayan Legend Sebastian ‘El Loco’ Abreu Sets New World Record With 28th Career Transfer
November 14th, 2016
South America
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Reports: Mesut Ozil And Alexis Sanchez Both Plan To Ask Arsenal For New £250,000-A-Week Contracts
October 6th, 2016
Arsenal
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Reports: The FA Want To Make Arsene Wenger The Next England Manager
September 29th, 2016
Arsenal
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West Brom: Tony Pulis Gets All Passive-Aggressive Over Failure To Bring In Marquee Signings Of Choice
September 9th, 2016
Managers
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Zlatan Ibrahimovic: ‘The Only Thing I Miss About PSG Is My Salary’
September 9th, 2016
Ligue 1
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Official: Ex-Arsenal Midfielder Mathieu Flamini Signs One-Year Deal With Crystal Palace (Photo)
September 8th, 2016
Crystal Palace
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Liverpool: OCG Nice Stick Up For Mario Balotelli In Silly Twitter Quarrel With Jamie Carragher
September 8th, 2016
Ligue 1
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The Ego Has Landed: Nicklas Bendtner Signs For Nott’m Forest On Two-Year Deal (Official)
September 7th, 2016
Championship
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Reports: Nicklas Bendtner Set To Join Nott’m Forest As Talks Reach ‘Advanced’ Stage
September 6th, 2016
Championship
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‘It Makes No Sense’ – Lucas Piazon, Senior Member Of Chelsea’s Vast Loan Army, Voices Doubts About Club’s Hoarding Policy
September 6th, 2016
Chelsea
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Swansea Proudly Announce Enner Valencia Signing… The Day After He Completes Everton Loan Move
September 2nd, 2016
Everton
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Can’t Beat A Little R&R: Leeds United Can Now Boast Having Both Ronaldo And Romario On Their Books
September 1st, 2016
Championship
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Nigel De Jong: MLS Post Weird, Slightly Bitter ‘Farewell’ Message After Dutch Midfielder Joins Galatasaray (Video)
September 1st, 2016
MLS
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Official: Leicester City Spend Club Record £29m To Bag Islam Slimani (Photo)
September 1st, 2016
Leicester City
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Official: Tottenham Just About Pip Everton To £30m Signing Of Moussa Sissoko (Photo)
September 1st, 2016
Tottenham Hotspur
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Official: Brazil Nut David Luiz Returns To Chelsea In £32m Deal
August 31st, 2016
Chelsea
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Official: Bournemouth Confirm Jack Wilshere Has Joined Them From Arsenal On Season-Long Loan (Video)
August 31st, 2016
Arsenal
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Jack Wilshere Filmed Arriving At Bournemouth To Conclude Loan Move From Arsenal (Video)
August 31st, 2016
Arsenal
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Official: Sunderland Spend £13.6m On Didier Ndong, A Man With Very Curious Hair (Photos)
August 31st, 2016
Horror Hair
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Official: Ex-Bolton and Sunderland Defender Marcos Alonso Joins Chelsea In £23m Deal From Fiorentina
August 31st, 2016
Chelsea
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Football Funnies: Arsene Wenger Plays ‘Deal Or No Deal’ With Arsenal’s Marquee Signings (Video)
August 31st, 2016
Arsenal
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Reports: Chelsea Have Made It To The ‘Advanced Talks’ Stage Of Re-Signing David Luiz From PSG
August 31st, 2016
Chelsea