Transfers & Rumours
Transfer Rumours: Football is awash with gossip, hogwash, tittle tattle and rumours and we’ll dutifully round them all up here for you and assess them in our own wry, irreverent way.
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Reports: Raheem Sterling Poised To Become Highest Paid English Player Ever After ‘Verbally Agreeing’ New Man City Contract Worth £300,000-A-Week
November 1st, 2018
Man City
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Reports: Besiktas Want To Cancel Loris Karius Loan And Return Goalkeeper To Liverpool 18 Months Earlier Than Planned
October 30th, 2018
Liverpool
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Reports: Man Utd ‘Increasingly Concerned’ About Losing David De Gea To Juventus On Free Transfer When Contract Expires
October 26th, 2018
Man Utd
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Reports: Fulham Boss Slavisa Jokanovic Has Two Games To Save Job As Rubbish Defensive Record Sees Team Wibble Into Relegation Zone
October 22nd, 2018
Fulham
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Reports: Usain Bolt Offered Two-Year Contract By Maltese Side Valletta FC As Part Of New Owner’s Champions League Crusade
October 16th, 2018
Transfers & Rumours
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Reports: Thierry Henry Rejects Offer To Become New Aston Villa Manager With Monaco Job Potentially In Offing
October 10th, 2018
Aston Villa
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Master League Of His Own: PES 5 Legend Valeri Bojinov Is Still Plugging Away, Signs Short-Term Deal With Bulgarian Side Botev Vratza (Photos)
September 12th, 2018
Games
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No Pressure: Real Madrid Hand Cristiano Ronaldo’s Old No.7 Shirt To New Striker Mariano Diaz (Photos)
August 31st, 2018
Real Madrid
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Reports: Arsenal Off The Hook As Yaya Toure Agrees To Rejoin Olympiakos After Passing Medical In London
August 29th, 2018
Man City
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Big Tease: Agent Confirms Yaya Toure Has ‘Passed Medical With London Team’, Arsenal Mooted As Likely Suitors
August 29th, 2018
Arsenal
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Ligue 1: Marseille Sign Kevin Strootman For €25m And Seal Deal With Elaborate ‘Fortnite’ Themed Video
August 28th, 2018
Ligue 1
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Turkey Or Bust: Liverpool Goalkeeper Loris Karius Poised To Join Besiktas On Two-Year Loan Deal
August 20th, 2018
Liverpool
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Official: Chelsea Dud Tiemoue Bakayoko Joins AC Milan On Season-Long Loan (With Option To Buy Chucked In)
August 14th, 2018
Chelsea
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Complete Turkey: Fenerbahce Announce Islam Slimani Loan Deal With Excruciatingly Bad Introduction Video
August 14th, 2018
FAIL
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End Of An Era: Micah Richards Set To Be Released By Aston Villa Some 665 Days Since His Last Appearance
August 14th, 2018
Aston Villa
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Portugal: Sporting Braga Announce New Signing Palhinha With Slick Miami Vice-Inspired Clip (Video)
August 11th, 2018
Media
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Official: Chelsea Offload Michy Batshuayi On Loan Once Again, This Time To Valencia
August 10th, 2018
Chelsea
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Ta-Da! Santi Cazorla Unveiled To Villarreal Fans Using Magician And Large Glass Tube Full Of Smoke (Video)
August 9th, 2018
La Liga
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Official: Danny Ings Joins Southampton On Season-Long Loan Ahead Of £20m Permanent Deal (Photos)
August 9th, 2018
Liverpool
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Official: Everton Conclude Decent Deadline Day With Double Dip For Barcelona Duo Yerra Mina & Andre Gomes (Photos)
August 9th, 2018
Everton
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Thibaut Courtois Presented By Real Madrid After Signing Six-Year Contract With La Liga Giants (Photos & Video)
August 9th, 2018
Real Madrid
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Reports: Diego Godin Latest Name Pulled Out Of Thin Air In Man Utd’s Increasingly Desperate Search For Defensive Reinforcement
August 9th, 2018
Man Utd
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Official: Lucas Perez Ends Arsenal Malaise By Completing £4m West Ham Move, Confirmed By Jack Wilshere On Instagram (Video)
August 9th, 2018
Arsenal
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Official: Chelsea Take Mateo Kovacic On Season-Long Loan From Real Madrid (Photo)
August 9th, 2018
Chelsea
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Reports: Arsenal ‘Last Ditch’ Loan Deal For Ousmane Dembele Somewhat Thwarted By French Winger Publicly Committing To Barcelona
August 9th, 2018
Arsenal