Transfers & Rumours
Transfer Rumours: Football is awash with gossip, hogwash, tittle tattle and rumours and we’ll dutifully round them all up here for you and assess them in our own wry, irreverent way.
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Going Cheap: Yaya Toure’s Gobshite Agent Dimitri Seluk Offers Client To Premier League Top Six For ‘Salary Of Just £1 Per Week’
June 5th, 2018
Man City
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Manga-nificent: Real Betis Announce Signing Of Japanese International Takashi Inui With Incredible Dragon Ball-Inspired Clip (Video)
June 2nd, 2018
La Liga
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Real Madrid: Tongues Wag As Zinedine Zidane Calls Sudden Press Conference After Morning Of Talks With Florentino Perez
May 31st, 2018
Real Madrid
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Konnichiwa: J League Official Website Accidentally Announce (Then Delete) Fernando Torres’ Transfer To Sagan Tosu
May 30th, 2018
La Liga
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‘He Feels He Needs A Change’ – Robert Lewandowski And His Super Agent Inform Bayern Munich The Striker Intends To Leave This Summer
May 30th, 2018
Bundesliga
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Official: Liverpool Agree €39m Deal For Monaco Midfielder Fabinho (Photos)
May 28th, 2018
Liverpool
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Reports: Veteran Wing-Back Stephan Lichtsteiner Set To Become Unai Emery’s First Arsenal Signing
May 25th, 2018
Arsenal
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Aston Villa: John Terry Willing To Sign New One-Year Contract Extension (But Only If He’s Allowed To Sit Out Games Against Chelsea)
May 24th, 2018
Aston Villa
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Official: Andres Iniesta Signs For Japanese Side Vissel Kobe (Photos)
May 24th, 2018
Barcelona
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Reports: Carlo Ancelotti Agrees Two-Year Deal To Take Over From Maurizio Sarri At Napoli
May 23rd, 2018
Managers
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Reports: Arsenal Ready To Appoint Unai Emery As New Manager After Mikel Arteta Passed Over
May 21st, 2018
Arsenal
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Gianluigi Buffon Announces He Is To Leave Juventus, Also Semi-Apologises For Calling Referee Michael Oliver ‘Garbage Bin Heart’
May 17th, 2018
Serie A
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‘He’s The One That Got Away’ – Arsenal Boss Arsene Wenger Reveals Just How Close He Came To Signing Cristiano Ronaldo In 2003
May 17th, 2018
Arsenal
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Reports: Wayne Rooney In ‘Serious Talks’ To See Out Playing Days In MLS With DC United
May 9th, 2018
Everton
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‘With Me, You Never Know What’s Happening’ – Riyad Mahrez Withdraws Transfer Request At Leicester City Without Fully Clarifying Why
May 4th, 2018
Leicester City
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Steven Gerrard ‘In Talks’ With Rangers As Liverpool Stalwart Gears Up For First Senior Management Role
April 26th, 2018
Liverpool
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Reports: Leicester City Poised To Clinch Impressive Deal For Porto’s Roving Wing-Back Ricardo Pereira
April 23rd, 2018
Leicester City
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Modern Football Is Rubbish: Barcelona Legend Andres Iniesta To Leave For China To Help Drive Wine Sales In Burgeoning Market
April 16th, 2018
Barcelona
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Reports: Antony Martial And Marcus Rashford Both Ready Leave Man Utd Due To Lack Of Action
April 10th, 2018
Man Utd
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Reports: Everton Are Still Paying 90% Of Ronald Koeman’s Wages Despite Him Not Being Everton Manager Any More
March 29th, 2018
Everton
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‘I’m Tired Of The Speculation’ – Thibaut Courtois Assures Everybody He’ll Still Be Betwixt The Sticks At Chelsea Next Season
March 26th, 2018
Chelsea
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MLS: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Takes Out Full-Page Advert In Los Angeles Times Newspaper To Herald His Own Arrival At LA Galaxy (Photo)
March 23rd, 2018
MLS
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Official: Man Utd Terminate Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s Contract With Immediate Effect, Move To LA Galaxy Imminent
March 22nd, 2018
Man Utd
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Blast From The Past: MK Dons Sign Midfielder Nigel Reo-Coker, 33, On Deal Until End Of The Season
March 22nd, 2018
Football League
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Man Utd: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Officially Surplus To Requirements, Likely To Join MLS Side This Very Week
March 22nd, 2018
Man Utd