By Chris Wright
Amid the sea of now-obligatory childish petulance, Bayern Munich enforcer Franck Ribery managed to slip a slap across Dani Carvajal’s face under the radar during last night’s Champions League semi-final at the Allianz after the Real Madrid right-back antagonised the Frenchman by marking him thoroughly and even tackling him a few times…
Such a little wimp, Ribery.