By Chris Wright
Other than seeing Juventus muscle in and nix the ‘El Clasico final’ narrative, Champions League highlight of the night as far as we’re concerned was watching Patrice Evra show nigh-on superhuman amounts of restraint in not clambering over the advertising hoardings to give that bloody meddling Bernabeu ballboy a right royal rollicking…
Astounding self-control on display from Paddy there. Little brat.
Thankfully, the French left-back had cheered up a bit by full-time…
Woop woop.