As you’re probably well aware, the Champions League final is due to kick-off in Cardiff in a few hours’ time.
So, to wet your whistle for the 2017 edition, Pies thought we’d gee you up with a cavalcade of choice imagery from finals past.
Here they bloomin’ well be, presented in no particular order…
Teddy Sheringham steers a header onto Ole Gunnar Solksjaer’s big toe as Manchester United complete their remarkable injury-time turn-around against Bayern Munich, 1999
The young(ish) Gianluigi Buffon sobs in his goalmouth as Juventus lose out to AC Milan on penalties in the 2003 final
Paulo Ferreira hugs a smug-as-you-like Jose Mourinho after winning the big one with Porto, 2004
Christian Karembeu and Nicolas Anelka leap into the pitch-side water feature after Real Madrid’s 3-0 win over Valencia at the Stade de France, 2000
An invading horde of football-shaped UFOs hover in formation over Old Trafford ahead of the 2003 final
Jerzy Dudek repels Andriy Shevchenko’s woeful penalty to settle the 2005 final in Liverpool’s favour
The tears are already starting to well up as dodgy sod causes John Terry to fall on his arse in Moscow, 2008
Lucio notices a crack in the Bayer Leverkusen defence, 2002
The scoreboard says it all as Karlheinz Riedle scores Dortmund’s second goal against Juventus, 1997
Marco Materazzi prevents Jose Mourinho from blasting off into the ionosphere after Inter Milan’s 2-0 win over Bayern Munich at the Bernabeu, 2010
Cristiano Ronaldo and Rio Ferdinand get lost amongst the tinsel after seeing off Chelsea in Russia, 2008
It takes five men (including Antonio Conte) to stop Fabrizio Ravenelli from reducing the Stadio Olimpico to rubble, 1996
Equal parts awkward and elegant, Zinedine Zidane lets fly with *that* volley against Bayer Leverkusen at Hampden Park, 2002
Liverpool’s victory parade navigates carefully through the crowds outside St George’s Hall, 2005
Pep Guardiola returns to his home planet after Barcelona’s dominant win over Manchester United at Wembley, 2011
From one legend to another, Franz Beckenbauer congratulates Ottmar Hitzfeld after Dortmund’s win over Juventus, 1997
Pietro Vierchowod demonstrates exquisite technique while flying into an almighty stroganoff of Juventus and Ajax players, 1996
Lionel Messi celebrates after shedding excess weight and gaining altitude to head home against Manchester United, 2009
Cometh the hour: Didier Drogba slams home a near-post header in the 88th minute to keep Chelsea in the running, 2012
Kaka nails his colours to the mast after AC Milan’s narrow win over Liverpool in Athens, 2007
Milan coach Carlo Ancelotti mishandles the merchandise in the aftermath, 2007
Andrea Pirlo bows out with a whimper (quite literally) after Juventus lose out to Barcelona in Berlin, 2015
Cristiano Ronaldo is visited by a miniature angel after scoring the final goal in Real Madrid’s 4-1 spanking of Atletico, 2014
Barcelona centre-back Gerard Pique helps himself to a souvenir of the 2015 final
UEFA blow the confetti budget (again, literally) as Real Madrid celebrate beating Atletico once again, 2016
Enjoy the final Pies fans! See you on the other side.
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