John Terry is one of ‘the most influencial (sic) people in the world’

Ollie Irish

26th, November 2009

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I can’t think of a single brand that wouldn’t benefit from being associated with JT. He’s a leader, he’s a leader.

Those bullet points kill me. I’m thinking there’s some crossover between ‘British sporting hero’, ‘England football captain’ and ‘Football icon’, but hey, what do I know? Dad of the Year? Can’t argue with that. Influencial (sic)? Hmm, less convinced. Message to Riviera Entertainment: pay for a proof reader next time, it helps add that important gloss of professionalism.

And whoever invented the phrase ‘brand awareness’ should be chained to a whiteboard and pelted with rotten stuff, for twice as long as eternity.

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  1. Ben says:

    Everything about this is just vile.

    And can be rephrased as:
    Money! Want more money? John Terry! Give us money, we’ll give him money and you may indirectly make more money! Dad of the year…money!

  2. 3nil.co.uk says:

    John Terry hires PR firm to seek “endorsements” ahead of the World Cup, shame they can’t spell…

    Apparently he is one of ‘the most influencial people in the world’ … even without the spelling mistake that’s pretty laughable…

  3. xx4L0Mxx says:

    That is shocking.

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