By Chris Wright
Chelsea beat Roma 2-1 in a friendly last night though they had to do it the hard way when the Italian side scored first through Erik Lamela – though it was Mark Schwarzer who claimed the assist after suffering an untimely attack of senility while farting about with the ball in his own six-yard box…
Not pretty, whichever way you slice it. Here’s the rest of the goals (courtesy of Mr Lampard and Mr Lukaku) from Chelsea’s come-from-behind win in Miami…