By Alan Duffy
On Thursday night’s Crimewatch programme, a rather familiar face popped up on the wall of wanted bad ‘uns. The 28-year-old Raza Aziz is wanted in connection to a whole load of crimes, from sexual offences to fraud.
However, the dodgy bloke certainly looks like one Cesc Fabregas, albeit a Cesc who’d been on the booze all day.
Oh, and let’s not forget the Chelsea midfielder’s crime while we’re at it – BREAKING THE HEARTS OF ARSENAL FANS INTO A MILLION LITTLE PIECES.