The Frank Lampard, Carlo Cudicini & John Terry love triangle


27th, April 2007


This video of the Chelsea squad being asked to name their best looking team-mate will make you cringe more than a Ricky Gervais sitcom. There is awkward silences, bewildered looks and shoe-gazing aplenty, except from Frank Lampard who seems pretty certain that he wouldn’t mind a piece of Carlo Cudicini! In fact the reserve keeper does seem to be the popular choice. John Terry though – if he “was that way” – would see something in Lampard, apparently.

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  1. Ollie, Pies Ed. says:

    Lovely stuff from Cashley Cole – ‘I’m definitely not gay so I’ll just say “me”…’

  2. Brian says:

    Great personalities. Gees, that’s the most insecure group of millionaires I’ve ever seen in my life.

  3. Ashley says:

    Whoever came up with that one is clearly not a Chelsea fan. It is so cringey

  4. Frank says:

    Cashley and J. Cole sure looked uncomfortable and determined not to answer. They are probably ‘that way’.

  5. Becca says:

    hilarious but JT has it right the girls do have a thing for Lampsy!

  6. Daniel says:

    Frankly, Lamps, you should remain quiet most of the time… You go do your thing on the pitch…

  7. Tim says:

    Boy, that was real gay…

  8. D says:

    Haha! Carlo does look good.

  9. little_miss_marsha says:

    they all sound as camp as a row of tents

  10. Slave says:

    As Ashley cole once said, to masterstepz ‘pull it out,its ringing’

  11. Simon says:

    Haha, cute! ^^
    Didn’t like the was Cole thought about the thing tho, I could tell he was thinking about boy + boy oral or anal sex. LOOKS Cole, LOOKS, damn twat.

  12. Simon says:

    Haha, cute! ^^
    Didn’t like the *way* Cole thought about the thing tho, I could tell he was thinking about boy + boy oral or anal sex. LOOKS Cole, LOOKS, damn twat.

  13. ilbpd says:

    adorn themselves with chains and curls of dandelions pull out the >hintai school*
    brazen cymbals with a tinkling sound and then all was still save

  14. yqgqn says:

    mischief she is hatching now? Do you know she has nearly ruined your >asian ponr*
    sea you should feel so much interest in these old things nay at

  15. ziggiee says:

    Carlo Cudicini is sooo hawt. But having Fat Frank say that is making me rethink the whole thing …

  16. Michael says:

    Ashley Cole does nothing to dissuade the gay rumours, nor does his brother Joe

  17. the spiritworld is still open dot He believes in the transmigration of >conner john communist manifesto*
    young when we are old dot For my part I grow happier as I grow older dot

  18. twinks lifv says:

    Upon the window beats with icy flail dot >gay hairy twinks*
    built and the vicissitudesof time and war that had battered down

  19. MARINA GABRIEL says:

    Just consider, just for a moment,all the fit ,sweaty, naked bodies in a team’s changing room and tell me the thought hasn’t crossed the players’ minds.They wouldn’t be human! Still, if they have an answer ready to that question they’ve done more than think about it; they’ve most likely fantasized and some of them have acted on that, too. So what? It’s only human. I guess that Frank isn’t just the girls’ favourite; cute, muscular, sexy, well-mannered, excellent dress sense….what’s not to like?