Petr Cech – We can rebuild him. We have the technology

Just look at the state of poor Petr Cech. He has been a pretty forlorn character ever since his horrific collision with Stephen Hunt forced him to wear his protective cap. But looking like the kid in PE class with the overprotective mum still hasn’t keep him out of trouble. Despite his training ground clash with Tal Ben Haim, with Carlo Cudicini also injured Cech has been rushed back to action to avoid Portuguese keeper Hilneverbegoodenoughfortoplayio being left to his own devices.
As you can see, a new chin protector has been strapped on to Cech’s rugby hat. Surely it won’t be too long before Cech goes to see Q to get some more gadgets. Maybe some attachable Edgar Davids goggles, a snorkel, a surgical mask in case the air quality is poor and an umbrella hat. Or he could just cut to the chase and get the Diana look.