Marvel at footballers and the way they train
Chelsea fans, had you forgotten what your heroes look like? If so, click play and refamiliarise yourself with the likes of F-Wank Lampard and Nicola Anelka. But not Didier Drogba, as he’s not in China – the Drog is getting over a knee injury and had to stay at home. Translation: go to Barcelona behind Big Phil’s back.
Question: when footballers jog together, do they always tell jokes? I’ve never, ever seen a fully serious training run.