By Chris Wright
If he were a 10-pin bowler, Chelsea’s Salomon Kalou would be world class…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VTTxLhNqh0
As it turns out, he’s an absolute wet-lettuce of a professional footballer.
For the record, Chelsea eventually ran out as 4-2 winners over Sunderland, with Kalou somehow getting his name on the scoresheet yet again despite having a physical constitution akin to that of cooked vermicelli.
Via 101GG.
UPDATE: Amazingly enough, Pies’ favourite one-man mind-mental Zlatan Ibrahimovic suffered exactly the same ‘split shot’ fate against Lazio last night as well. What are the chances?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YzA_CnC8p8