By Chris Wright
ESPN’s Talk of the Terrace presenter and professional Chelsea fan Chris Cohen – he of ‘I Can’t Imagine Torres Will Ever Score’ fame – has been at it again, this time attempting to teach Didier Drogba a few chords in his hotel room before the pair ensconce to the local arboretum to run through a few numbers.
Of course, ever the flamboyant showman, Drogs ruins all the fun by taking his theatrics too far…
Camp Drog says:
“Right, I need the chords to Club Tropicana pronto. I’ve got a bathhouse full of Japanese businessmen to entertain!”