Daniel Sturridge Comes Over All ‘Cook Report’, Exposes Flagrant Age Discrimination At Chelsea Training (Video)

Chris Wright

17th, October 2011


By Chris Wright

In which Chelsea urchin Daniel Sturridge, like Robin Cook before, stumbles across a case of gross age discrimination after seeing himself, Salomon Kalou and Romelu Lukaku knocked out of a shooting game (insert Ashley Cole pun here) during training and sent back to the changing rooms by senior pair Didier Drogba and Nicolas Anelka and immediately embarks on a stint of amateur investigative journalism to expose the racket – all while Kalou fiddles with Lukaku’s rubbish hair…

The imaginary microphone just adds an air of authenticity to the proceedings, don’t you think?

Via Dirty Tackle.