Chelsea To Flog Stadium Naming Rights: Pick A Suitably Humorous New Name For Stamford Bridge

Chris Wright

8th, November 2011


By Chris Wright

Halloo hallay! After their nasty fans refused to sell them back their own stadium, Chelsea have announced that they are planning to flog a naming rights deal for Stamford Bridge at some point next year in a bid to drive up the revenues – which, as per, gives us oiks the perfect excuse to play silly buggers.

So… it’s about this time that we ask you for your suitably amusing suggestions for a new name for the Bridge.

My effort? How about ‘The F**king Black & Decker Stadium‘? Has a certain contemporary ‘je ne sais quoi‘ about it, don’t you think?

You say? (Try and keep it short of being libellous)