Shit Lookalikes: Everton’s New Crest & Bilbo Baggins’ House

Chris Wright

26th, May 2013


By Chris Wright


For some strange reason, Everton are ushering in the post-Moyes era by changing their crest; making Prince Rupert’s Tower look less like some ancient old wizard’s tower and more like a wattle-and-daub version of the Hobbit real estate in The Shires.


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  1. Manolo Garnix says:

    You think is a shitty makeover? You should see the new Roma crest. It looks like one of these fake shirts you buy on vacation.

  2. usrick says:

    The new Everton is less offensive than Bilbo’s residence. If I recall my Tolkein correctly, the homes of hobbits have round doors.

  3. Eckpfosten says:

    Why at all should an british club ever change its`s wonderfull traditional logo? I always admired those crests…

  4. syndex says:

    got to say as an everton fan this past three week have sucked donkey dick

  5. Anonymous says:

    Not bilbo’s hut… It should have a round door… I don’t know what that pic is

  6. newsfromthefront says:

    why on earth should a football club change crests???

  7. Terry Shedingham says:

    Fucking Nike.

  8. Mike Hallam says:

    The only reason football clubs change from the quality embroidered traditional badge is for greed, so they can save 5p a badge by making them simple to silk screen make a stand now.

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