The Return Of ‘Spot The Baller’: Gerard Depardieu Chris Wright 21st, September 2011 29 Comments By Chris Wright Back by semi-popular demand, it’s the Spot The Baller! “Je ne veux pisser!” Tell me, who is the Toffee behind the face of everyone’s favourite liver-pickling, plane-pissing Gallic thesp Gerard Depardieu? Answers as and when.