‘Smash It!’ – Andy Gray & Richard Keys Launch Themselves On After-Dinner Circuit With Tasteful Flier

Chris Wright

16th, December 2011


By Chris Wright

Look what £9,000 will get you these days…

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“Prehistoric banter isn’t acceptable in the modern world. I accept that. We failed to change when the world has changed. We wholeheartedly apologise for our behaviour. It was wrong. I deserve to be battered.”

Richard Keys, January 26th 2011.


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  1. Peter says:

    What a bunch of twats. Nothing more to add.

  2. M says:

    Whoa whoa whoa….this is real!?

  3. Stuart says:

    They’ll take “anything that’s thrown at them?” Who’s joining me on the front row, with a bagful of turds?

  4. Alex says:

    That was so cringe-worthy I couldn’t laugh or poke fun, something strange has come over me…

  5. Archbishop Betty Snagcock says:

    i think the professor sums it up pretty well

  6. Murray says:

    It’s still a step up from that “web show” on a park bench.

  7. Realist says:

    Come on, they may be twats but this is real. People will pay for it. They’ll say what the *^*# they want and people will laugh their arses off. It’s called the real world and it is uninhabited by politically correct tosspots

  8. Queestionable says:

    OK i GUARANTEE that if you put me and some toon fan or a black cat in the same room and give us a mic that our “banter” will be FAR more entertaining than anything these two cocks will provide. AND i wont charge 9000 quid for it either.

  9. wha says:

    give them a break, they talked shit about a female ref….

    boo fuckin hoo, it may not be acceptable to FIFA and “the world” but you all know in every day life we make the same comments.

    If I saw a professional game being reffed by a lady and an ugly butch at that I’d make some pretty funny/nasty comments myself to my friend/s.

    they got caught on camera when they thought it was a break….

    GIVE THEM A BREAK and grow up…..

    90% of us guys on here are sexist….

  10. Dr. Roberts says:

    Wha, you appear to be in need of a respirator. Your use of ellipsis is making you…. look…. asthmatic….

    Oh, and Richard Keys and Andy Gray are a pair of arseholes. Nothing more to add.

  11. Dick Cheesel says:

    They’re a right pair of dreary cunts on the radio

  12. UEFA RESPECT says:

    So what does the SMA stand for?

  13. Sultan says:

    I miss Andy Gray on Fifa 12 :( !

  14. Terry Sheddingham says:

    It’s called the real world and it is uninhabited by politically correct tosspots

    Still racking my brains as to the meaning of this sentence…

  15. dinkey dock says:

    Have you listened to these two morons on talksport radio.Dreary,arselicking dross. Here`s how it goes..Guest makes Unfunny comment-Keys and Gray reply “ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha “. Gray makes an unfunnt remark- Keys replies “ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha “. Repeat for three fecking hours….

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