As You Can Probably Guess, Fred’s Heat Map Against Germany Is Not Particularly Impressive (Photo)

Chris Wright

9th, July 2014


By Chris Wright

Soccer - FIFA World Cup 2014 - Semi Final - Brazil v Germany - Estadio Mineirao

Mmmm. Would you just look at all that sweet centre-spot action…

Compare that to Manuel Neuer’s (a goalkeeper) against Algeria…

Actually, that’s a bit unfair on Fred, the poor guy. It’s not like he had much to go on.

In fact, we think it’s only right that his heat activity for the entire evening be included…


There, that’s much better.

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  1. Rob Robinho says:

    If Martin Keown says you have a lack of movement……..

  2. Ron says:

    Even before the media jumped on him I found myself wondering, “Why the hell is this guy playing? He doesn’t even seem to care that he’s playing in the World Cup.” He seemed totally fucking unaware and unenthusiastic about being on the field. Fucking weird. I get more pumped for 7 v. 7 pick-up.

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