By Chris Wright
In which, during Saturday’s meeting between Preußen Münster and Sonnenhof Großapach in the 3. Liga (i.e, the German third tier), Münster midfielder Benjamin Siegert goes well and truly above and beyond the call of duty in his effort to prove just how much he wants a free-kick following a slight coming-together with Großapach’s Josip Landeka…
(Via Reddit/Thanks to Pies fan Clarity for the tip-off!)