By Chris Wright
Spotted during Trinidad & Tobago’s CONCACAF U20 Championship game against Panama at the weekend: T&T’s Akeem Humphrey managing the incredibly impressive feat of elbowing his opponent in the face not once but twice, before panicking and hitting the deck himself, rolling around and screaming into his hands like he’d just been hit by a Vauxhall Astra…
Woeful. Truly woeful.
Just for the record, Humphrey was sent-off for his troubles.