By Chris Wright
“You’ll never guess what I’ve been up to this morning lads!”
Bedding down and settling into life in Valencia, Phil Neville decided to greet the new day by attempting to Tweet in the native tongue.
Attempting to alert his followers that he’d just been for an early run down the beach, Fizzer inadvertently got himself into a bit of a sticky situation…
Phil Neville's tweet today means something else to most Spanish: Ejaculation on the beach to start the morning! pic.twitter.com/IUHGFQI5BO
— Pål Ødegård (@paalpot75) July 13, 2015
Apparently ‘corrida’ is actually the Spanish word for a bull run, but is commonly used as a slang term for…well, blowing ones frijoles.
He tried, bless him.