FIFA Website Reports Massive News Of Blatter And Platini Suspensions In Most FIFA Way Imaginable

Chris Wright

8th, October 2015



The breaking news today that FIFA have suspended the three most powerful men in world football has, as you’d expect, proved to be headline news right across the world.

Everywhere except Zurich, it would appear.

Indeed, official the FIFA website has reported the story in the most FIFA-esque, “we see no ships” manner imaginable.

We kid ye not, this is the current front page…


“Yeah, some stuff happened today. Don’t worry about it.”