Just when you thought the nefarious practice of play-acting had reached its grim nadir, Simone Zaza shows up and plumbs utterly ludicrous new depths.
In desperately attempting to con himself a freekick against Sevilla, the Valencia striker pulled this inexplicable tripe out of the bag…
Simone Zaza trying to headbutt someone’s arm to get a free kick is the funniest thing I’ve seen today. pic.twitter.com/nBwUKeOLrV
— Dan Critchlow (@afcDW) March 10, 2018
Somebody please explain what kind of mindset is required to stoop to this kind of miserable duplicity, because we can’t even begin to comprehend it. Laughable and depressing, all rolled into one.
Unfortunately, Zaza ended up on the winning side as Valencia left the Ramon Sanchez Pizjuan with a 2-0 victory.