Modern Football Is Rubbish: Valencia Striker Simone Zaza Attempts The Worst Dive In All Of Recorded History (Video)

Chris Wright

12th, March 2018


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Just when you thought the nefarious practice of play-acting had reached its grim nadir, Simone Zaza shows up and plumbs utterly ludicrous new depths.

In desperately attempting to con himself a freekick against Sevilla, the Valencia striker pulled this inexplicable tripe out of the bag…

Somebody please explain what kind of mindset is required to stoop to this kind of miserable duplicity, because we can’t even begin to comprehend it. Laughable and depressing, all rolled into one.

Unfortunately, Zaza ended up on the winning side as Valencia left the Ramon Sanchez Pizjuan with a 2-0 victory.

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  1. maria says:

    That’s actually rather amusing. I don’t think anything will ever top Rivaldo at the WC 2002 though.

  2. up44 says:

    great penalty taker though…

  3. PetrovskyKSC says:

    Something seems very very wrong with this man. Is he really lowering his head while running in order to pretend being elbowed by a man who is clearly just chasing the ball. jesus..

  4. Haywired says:

    I guess he didn’t just want to be remembered for that penalty.

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