“Hristo, we’ll make you, jump, JUMP!” (Sung to the tune of ‘Jump’ by Kriss Kross, of course.)
“Hristo, Hristo, let me show you how it’s done.”
Cruyff was one of those guys who could master any skill, even cross-rope skipping whilst wearing baggy joggers and a wax jacket. And he would let you know about it too. Stoichkov, for all his skill as a footballer, mmm, not so much.