FIFA Boss Sepp Blatter Has The Cure For Racism In Football – Shake Hands And Forget All About It

Alan Duffy

16th, November 2011


By Alan Duffy

“La la la la la la la la….. I can’t hear you… La la la la la la la …. Everything is fine….. La la la la la la”

Why hasn’t Sepp Blatter been awarded a Nobel Peace Prize yet? He surely is the new Gandhi?

Following on from his suggestion that female footballers should wear skimpy outfits to make the game more popular, and that gay people visiting the World Cup finals in Qatar should simply refrain from sexual activity while in the country, the champion of civil rights has now devised an answer to the problem of racism in football, something that is once again in the spotlight.

Speaking on the subject of racism to CNN World Sport, the 75-year-old  said : “‘I would deny it. There is no racism, there is maybe one of the players towards another, he has a word or a gesture which is not the correct one, but also the one who is affected by that.”

“He should say that this is a game, ” he continued. “We are in a game, and at the end of the game, we shake hands, and this can happen, because we have worked so hard against racism and discrimination.”

“I think the whole world is aware of the efforts we are making against racism and discrimination. And on the field of play sometimes you say something that is not very correct, but then at the end of the game, the game is over and you have the next game where you can behave better.”

It is fair to say that sometimes things are said in the heat of battle that do not accurately represent a player’s real attitudes, however this explanation should not excuse the use of racist (or sexist or homophobic) language. Offensive language on the pitch should be severely punished and not brushed under the carpet, as Blatter and his ilk would no doubt prefer. However, I doubt that Blatter himself is the problem, but rather only the tip of the FIFA iceberg.

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  1. tito says:

    Gandhi was actually racist himself. Didn’t like blacks too well. Look it up.

  2. Alan Duffy says:

    @tito – I imagine you know what I meant, Tito.

  3. Mr. Sparkle says:

    Can’t the Foootball Associations of all the nations band together and throw this baboon out already?

  4. Archbishop Betty Snagcock says:

    I live in Liverpool and it’s great at the moment because scousers are actually defending Blatter, thinking for a second about what they’ve just done and getting so confused it’s entertaining

  5. swiss mafia says:

    Blatter should be out!

    Comments about women in football
    No technology for the Euro
    Gays should refrain from intimacy or shouldnt come to Qatar
    Having the World Cup during the European Winter
    And of course corruption allegations during the World Cup bids…

    This guy is full of good ideas…
    Keep them coming world leader of football!

  6. messong says:

    the swine should knw better, matter of fact hez too old to even see the color of world people. time to retire

  7. vvzla says:

    We should say that this is an interview. He was in an interview, and at the end of the interview, we should shake hands, and this can happen, because we have worked so hard against racism and discrimination.

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