Roque Santa Cruz had not yet figured out the English for ‘superglue’
Last week Pies asked you to vote on the Ugliest Player in the Premier League – at the last count, Yossi Benayoun and Carlos Tevez were (scrawny) neck and (scarred) neck for the lead.
Today, though, we’re asking you to name the best-looking player in the Prem.
With no C-Ron or Becks around, who’s the current No.1 handsome devil in England’s top flight?
Let’s have it…