By Alan Duffy
Apologies for the schoolboy nature of this post, but what are the odds of seeing two vaginally-monikered players come up side by side on Soccer Saturday’s goal ticker?
Thanks to Mansfield Town’s Lee Beevers and Cambridge United’s Michael Gash.
Alas, Marseille’s Rod Fanni failed to find the back of the net. Although Portuguese star Fernando Front-Bum did net a brace. Possibly.