Hyde FC Forced To Disguise Trialist Players With Pseudonyms Again, This Time Choose Famous Actors

Chris Wright

30th, July 2014


By Chris Wright

You may remember that, just a couple of days ago, Hyde FC were forced into devising a method of keeping the names of their various trialist players under wraps while live-Tweeting their pre-season friendly against Altrincham to avoid alerting rivals teams as to their availability.

Well, Hyde came up against the very same problem for last night’s pre-season friendly against Burnley but this time, instead of subbing in the names of left-wing revolutionaries, the Conference North side used the names of various actors as pseudonyms.

Hilarity duly ensued (read from the bottom to the top)…


Cracking stuff, once again!

You’ll no doubt be glad to learn that Hyde’s next pre-season friendly fixture is next Tuesday.

We can hardly wait…

(Via @hydefclive)

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  1. Murray says:

    “Roy Schneider”, must be a compound of Roy Scheider and Rob Schneider.

  2. Jarren says:

    A bit more laboured than the left wing one (it’s basically just associated phrases lumped in to the names) but nice all the same!

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