Dumb Football: Jozy Altidore unsure who owns the birds in England

Ollie Irish

6th, November 2009


All your birds are belong to us…

jozy birds

Yes Jozy, they do – every single bird in England answers to HRH Elizabeth II. It’s the law. And Prince Philip owns all the cats.

Oh Jozy. Jozy Jozy Jozy. And you should stop texting whilst driving. Seriously.

Anyway, happy 20th birthday. You’re half as old as Sesame Street.

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  1. Chris says:

    Maybe it was a law from the 1600s to keep peasants from poaching the King’s game, and the law was never taken off the books.

    Seriously, in fairness to Jozy, we do hear occasional stories of peculiarities related to the British monarchy over here in the States… and I’m sure his chauffeur was driving.

  2. Ben says:

    All the swans though, right?

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