By Chris Wright
“In fairness, it was just a bit big for me, Clive”
Andy Townsend. Andy sodding Townsend. He couldn’t have just gone down with his tactics truck like a good captain. Oh no, he had to keep talking until he made us all despise him.
Oh well. The next time you here ITV’s resident football shaman criticise a player for an iffy first touch on co-commentary, you just make sure you bear this little beauty in mind…
One man in his entirety, summed up in the space of six seconds.
(Vine: David Hartrick)
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