By Chris Wright
After watching Teddy Sheringham’s majestic chop-block tackle on Gordon Ramsey (who left the field being given oxygen on a spinal board) during the Soccer Aid charity game last night, one moment immediately came to mind – the day that Tory fop Boris Johnson committed a grevious act upon former Germany international Maurizio Gaudino’s person during a Legend’s match back in 2006…
“Ahhh *wibble* Jerry had it coming, what what *wibble*”
Absolutely terrible, yet somehow strangely impressive.