By Chris Wright
Here’s Diretta Studio’s (the Italian version of Soccer Saturday) resident in-house town crier Tiziano Crudeli going into his standard apoplectic meltdown over a Milan goal against Genoa – though, seeing as it was scored by the elaborately-coiffured Stephan El Shaarawy, old Tizzy makes a subtle alteration to his standard ‘teary-eyed bellow’ schtick…
Yes, it’s the guy from the Ladbrokes adverts and yes, one day he is actually going to burst into a bloody puddle of mulched-up internal organs live on air.