‘Zlatan Told Me I Have A Terrible Moustache’ – Anderlecht’s Sacha Kljestan Rocked After Having Facial Hair Ibra-sulted

Chris Wright

7th, November 2013


By Chris Wright

France Soccer Champions League

Heartbroken and confused, Anderlecht midfielder Sacha Kljestan spent several hours softly weeping and folornly staring through the tears into his bathroom mirror with a disposable razor in one hand and a can of shaving foam in the other this morning after having his facial hair insulted by Zlatan Ibrahimovic during last night’s Champions League to-doings.

“After a perfectly normal challenge, Ibra turned to me and provoked me, making a joke about my moustache, saying: ‘That really is terrible’,” Kljestan told Belgian paper Het Nieuwsblad after last night’s 1-1 draw with PSG.

“I responded by saying that he should think about his nose.”

Without comment, we’re just going to leave a photo here and let you judge if Zlatan has any room to throw insults around in a crap moustache duel…


(Via The Guardian)

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  1. Mr Sensible says:

    Zlatan can hardly talk, Gary Neville looks like Tom Selleck compared to his useless attempt at a bumfluff tache.

  2. Hasselhof says:

    A goal of mine in life, is to one day get insulted by Zlaten. Such an honor.

    PS. Sacha has a pretty glorious classic moustache. Takes a real man to wear one such as that in an un-ironic hipster way. Bravo.

  3. Josh says:

    I love the z – but Americans can scrap. Sasha could take him. He may scare euros but remember who saved u. Twice

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