By Chris Wright
Joey Barton, as is…
And, yes, that’s a cheeky little half-ponytail knot he’s rocking back there. Doesn’t he look all ‘continental’?
Well, no. Indeed, to regurgitate a quip we made on Twitter; he looks like he’s wearing one of the oil-slathered seagulls they pulled out of the sea after the Exxon Valdez ran aground strapped to the top of his head…
(Image: @JacobSteinberg)