‘Griezmannia’ Is Running Wild: Mothers Weep As Horror Hair Epidemic Has Youth Of Madrid In Its Peroxide Grasp

Chris Wright

23rd, April 2015

By Chris Wright

Here at Pies, we endeavour to keep you abreast of the latest in Horror Hair knockings, so we feel duty-bound to inform you of a follicular epidemic that has Madrid in its bleach-blonde grip and is currently reducing hundreds, nay, thousands of distraught mothers to tears right across the city.

We’re talking, of course, about “Griezmannia”. Let us explain…

According to AS’ comprehensive research, Cristiano Ronaldo’s oily coif is still the most imitated style in Madrid with Neymar in second place. This is not news.

However, coming up on the rails quickly is the Antoine Griezmann cut, which is proving increasingly popular with the young populace of Madrid and is now the third most-requested style in barbers’ salons across the city.

In fact, such is the rise of kids copying the Atletico winger’s distinctive peroxide undercut, that AS have warned against the onset of GRIEZMANNIA.

Miriam Martinez, owner of Salon Mima, in Madrid, told the paper:

“David Beckham is the most imitated footballer ever, though all his styles were already done and he just asked for them the next day. Griezmann is different. He creates the trend. This cut did not exist until he did.”

For the uninitiated, the Griezmann cut basically involves shaving and dying your hair right up until the point that it looks like you’re trying to balance a paralysed cockatiel on your head…

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Oh well, we guess he looks happy enough – but don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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