By Chris Wright
So, we feel we need to talk about Dani Alves’ specially-selected hairstyle for the Copa Del Rey final…
Let’s face it, alarm bells should always be set ringing when Neymar’s roadkill neo-mullet isn’t the most ridiculous hairstyle in any given photo.
What in the blaugrana blazes is that thing supposed to be? Looks like Alves is wearing vole turd as a badge of honour. He’s so fashion.
The reverse angle…
Suppose it’s exactly what we should expect from a man who happily leaves the house looking like this of a morning…